It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

'Pussta' 🙄

🤣

Yea i was a bit 😬 about that

I like norren

I know Noreen Khan's name but I couldn’t have said what she looked like.

I think Cake lady will do well.

Oh NO, not this bollocks

The very tiresome task

This. So much this. And the fact they've stolen it from hells kitchen!!

What a load of old poop

Bloody hell, i missed two dishes due to making a coffee. I might be forced into doing the washing up. Every yellow/orange cube looks like cheese.

This is like for p2 primary kids

Ah here she should have had to be more specific than melon

This is a ridiculous challenge.

Girls I thought that Alfie boe was Michael ball on Ozempic 😭

He is. Have you ever seen them in the same room together? Oh wait…

Is there anything Jodie does like?

Just get them cooking. Cmon

Haha...chicken apparently

ashley need anew pair of trousers.

Why? Has he shat himself?

Ashley's pork was bad 😭😭

But cool idea with the romansesco

They are too tight on him so his pants are showing and they have holes in them

You can see his meat and two veg 😭

Not that I was looking obvs

Lamb koftas ♥️