It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

Oh I want to do that cabbage and will

Im actually crocheting with that exact colour. Tbf though,yeah my mum had a coat that shade.

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What is the point of a shoestring fry?

Also jonty, dont do that sing song again please.

I need this Chris bloke to fail!

He’s not going to Esma

You feel like your brain's moved because of that topknot, Dawn.

Pour love into it 🤦‍♀️

'When I was a kid my favourite food was chicken in a white wine sauce.'

That's Dawn not growing up in the Gorbals, then.

Vermeth!!!

I just choked on an Opal Fruit.

An actual real life Opal Fruit.

Evening chuffs. Quite that round because it had normal food. Going to be following along here from now. Also checking out Poppy

Bonus points for calling them by their correct name.

Am with the chippie tea

Got them in Sainsburys. I did double check the sell by date!

Imagine not liking crumble.

I keep listening out for Jon's accidental racism.

'I get nervous when I cook for outsiders ...... which is why I said yes to television's MasterChef.'

Seriously, have half these people had to have a session with the Speakmans before they go on this?

Jackie a goner

I think Jacki is not going to make it to the quarter finals...

Churros 🤢

Does Chris think they are the same as Cheerios?

john is trolling us with the chorizo tonight

I love churros

Michelle is now pretending she eats things like nuggets and biscuits.

Yeah, of course you do.