It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

Are caramelised balls the new version of chocolate salty balls for the 2020s?!!!

Kittieeeeee

Apparently he is under sensitive review

Poppy: one billion views of her recipes on social media and two billion views of that time she repeatedly said the word 'quim' on Saturday Kitchen.

I like poppy. But never made any of her recipes

Jeez why take the fat of that lovely chop

I think she's popular because she makes comfort food that people might actually make and eat.

That fish looks amazing

My monsters. Think they miss me when im out at work all day. But my bestie does come into them (need to find an Xmas present from them to him)

I just said that. Was probably about £50 worth there.

Aw gorgeous

Shes making them work. I dont make pomme noisette or fondant because A its a fucking huge faff B you waste a shitload of potato and C for 4 kids and a greedy twat of a dh id be working all day.

Dawn is dressed like an orphaned child from a Frances Hodgson Burnett novel.

🤣🤣

Is that the little princess or did I make that up

Go hard on the cheese, this is a chef I can get behind

Or secret garden

Yes, or The Secret Garden.

I loved those books 😂

Hard work for the contestants

Grace's dress is the exact same colour as the raincoats elderly ladies would buy from the Co-op department stores in the 1970s. Used to be everywhere.

It for sure doesn’t suit her

Oh some of those dishes are delish. Must get on TikTok or wherever Pops lives. I may convince the teen he likes a good Irish spud.

It's the shade all the TV shows set in the 60s obsessively use for 'authenticity'.

All the toilets at my workplace still have walls in this shade.

Everyone keeps calling Dawn a feeder. I'm a bit worried that Chris O'Dowd is in a bedroom somewhere waiting for the fire brigade to winch him out the window because he can no longer fit through doorways.

To be honest, my DH would still say 'where's the rest?'.