It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

That pan wasn't hot enough for that steak

Chris is like evil aliens have created a replicant to send on a reconnaissance mission before the invasion but they got all their information about humans by watching all the most obnoxious people on Big Brother and The Apprentice.

No sauce. Cmon

Did she rest that steak? Cos it looks like its bleeding into the spud

Is that one cheesecake each? It’s huge 😯

Chris to me is like AI tried to create an amalgam of all the lovely Hollywood Chrises and took the wrong bits from each Chris.

Yea are we sure dawn didn't make it?!

That 'crumble' has caught a bit there

Oh no Jackie

Oh no!

I don't care if Jaki gave you botulism, salmonella and ecoli, get rid of Chris!

Jackie is done for

Do you not like Chris Esma ?🤣🤣🤣🤣

Understatement. And his face looks like a face from Guess Who?

Hahaha

Chris clearly didn’t pay proper attention in his intensive cooking lesson

Gawd, that plate's a mess, Dawn

Chorizo truck visited today, then

I reckon Dawn does a lot of cooking. Possible finalist.

Yeah dawn can cook

Push him off that ascent, Grace. No judge would convict you.

Awww love Jaki but I think she’s off.

Send them both home

Is Chris having to wear that arm thing because he has a suggestive tattoo?

Darn it. We are stuck with Chris. Hopefully they bin him off tomorrow

Next time Chuffs. Good fun as ever.