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It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

981 replies

Halsall · 16/11/2025 09:37

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

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Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:41

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:40

The mind boggles.

Just a game on my phone! 😂

Do not want hot honey on my macaroni cheese. Or fish.

jay55 · 25/11/2025 20:42

The current hot honey trend can bloody do one. It sticks spice to my tongue and it stays there forever.

TheDogsMother · 25/11/2025 20:42

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:41

Macaroni cheese. The hill I will die on.

Me too ! You can keep your mac n cheese topped with fried fish and honey. It is MACARONI CHEESE.

littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:43

ffs naughty. Grow up,

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:43

I’m sure she was just Dawn Porter back in the day, and she added the O’ when she got married?

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:43

Why do they all keep saying food trucks are naughty? Should I have been getting in and shagging Barry from Barry's Burger Bus all this time?

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:43

I'm American by heritage and have never said Mac N Cheese in my life.

mumofoneAloneandwell · 25/11/2025 20:44

Omg I remember the time I bought hot honey sausages

They got chucked in the bin immediately

bungobungobungo · 25/11/2025 20:44

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:43

Why do they all keep saying food trucks are naughty? Should I have been getting in and shagging Barry from Barry's Burger Bus all this time?

Up to you really! 😀

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:44

jay55 · 25/11/2025 20:42

The current hot honey trend can bloody do one. It sticks spice to my tongue and it stays there forever.

I have never had it but I have noticed they even have Hot Honey Jaffa Cakes.

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:44

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:43

Why do they all keep saying food trucks are naughty? Should I have been getting in and shagging Barry from Barry's Burger Bus all this time?

I just hear Ebenezer Goode in my head when they say it.

Is Barry worth the effort?

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:44

jay55 · 25/11/2025 20:42

The current hot honey trend can bloody do one. It sticks spice to my tongue and it stays there forever.

Did you see they now do hot honey JAFFA CAKES!! Wtf like

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 25/11/2025 20:45

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:44

I have never had it but I have noticed they even have Hot Honey Jaffa Cakes.

Tried these. Meh.

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:45

Food trends tend to pass me by. So is hot honey not just honey heated up then?

saltandvinegarchipsticks · 25/11/2025 20:46

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:43

I’m sure she was just Dawn Porter back in the day, and she added the O’ when she got married?

Yes that’s right, it makes me irrationally angry

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:46

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:44

I have never had it but I have noticed they even have Hot Honey Jaffa Cakes.

Snap!

littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:46

Cripes that woman’s face is like an Egyptian mask

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:46

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:44

I just hear Ebenezer Goode in my head when they say it.

Is Barry worth the effort?

Barry looks like he lives in the truck.

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:48

Mini croquettes. What every football fan wants.

SabrinaThwaite · 25/11/2025 20:48

littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:46

Cripes that woman’s face is like an Egyptian mask

Which one?

Only Jaki looks like she hasn’t overdosed on Botox and fillers.

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:48

So instead of starting her off 10 mins before everyone else they’ve tacked it on the end, and everyone else has to stand and watch while their food gets cold(er) and claggy?

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:48

My DS works at Sheffield Wednesday in catering on matchdays. It's not fun or pleasant, Jamie . They'd throw yer fancy muck right back at you.

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:49

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:48

So instead of starting her off 10 mins before everyone else they’ve tacked it on the end, and everyone else has to stand and watch while their food gets cold(er) and claggy?

Yes! Makes no sense at all.

littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:49

Imagine grace at the football 🤣

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:49

Well those aren’t soggy any more Michelle