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It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

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Halsall · 16/11/2025 09:37

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

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littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:50

SabrinaThwaite · 25/11/2025 20:48

Which one?

Only Jaki looks like she hasn’t overdosed on Botox and fillers.

So true

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:51

I never understand this street food which requires stuff in bowls.

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:51

Chris somehow manages to be cocky, smug and completely dead behind the eyes.

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:51

How is chris' dish street food when its in bowls and on plates. How would you get that on a truck and a lack of table

littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:52

He’s a patronising wee shit

jay55 · 25/11/2025 20:52

Grace did well not to thump him there, so smarmy.

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:52

MacARONI cheese is a dish , not a side.

This is actually a big debate in the US which is never worth wading into.

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 20:53

If I wasn't a vegetarian Dawn's is the one I would go for.

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:53

I’ve got macaroni cheese for tea tomorrow, hoping it’s not fluorescent like that

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:55

Jontys face on that jerk burger!

mumofoneAloneandwell · 25/11/2025 20:56
Donald Trump Water GIF by Election 2016

So glad youre all seeing how awful Chris is

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:56

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:55

Jontys face on that jerk burger!

Another nickname for Gregggg?

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:56

Always knew he was awful tbf

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 20:57

Sunbird24 · 25/11/2025 20:56

Another nickname for Gregggg?

🤣🤣

littlbrowndog · 25/11/2025 20:57

I never heard of him

TheDogsMother · 25/11/2025 21:00

Tomorrow Chuffs

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 21:00

I would quite happily be Queen of Potatoes. I've never met a potato I didn't like.

SabrinaThwaite · 25/11/2025 21:00

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 20:43

I'm American by heritage and have never said Mac N Cheese in my life.

But you must know that awful Kraft Mac & Cheese crapola?

Rich Hall does a good rant about Kraft taking over Cadbury and now it all tastes like shit.

jay55 · 25/11/2025 21:01

Not heard of poppy, see you all for spuds tomorrow

EsmaCannonball · 25/11/2025 21:02

SabrinaThwaite · 25/11/2025 21:00

But you must know that awful Kraft Mac & Cheese crapola?

Rich Hall does a good rant about Kraft taking over Cadbury and now it all tastes like shit.

I bought a multi-pack of KitKats for the first time in years and they were tiny and somehow just not KitKats. Horrible.

PotterHead1985 · 25/11/2025 21:05

Tomorrow chuffs

TheDogsMother · 25/11/2025 21:08

I bought a Cadbury’s Fudge looking for a bit of nostalgia. Absolutely horrible.

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 21:13

SabrinaThwaite · 25/11/2025 21:00

But you must know that awful Kraft Mac & Cheese crapola?

Rich Hall does a good rant about Kraft taking over Cadbury and now it all tastes like shit.

Nope!

SabrinaThwaite · 25/11/2025 21:19

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 21:13

Nope!

You maybe spent too much time in Wholefoods and not enough time in Walmart where Kraft Mac & Cheese is definitely A Thing (not that you’d want to eat it).

Hence the Rich Hall rant about Kraft buying out Cadbury and making that taste awful too.

Piggywaspushed · 25/11/2025 21:24

Lol, no. My mother gave Ria from Butterflies a run for her money!

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