It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

Dh said that too. He never comments on sleb mc apart from saying "who"

Oh no they’re gonna do the taste test aren’t they??

Yea she lost me with the raisins

Oh jeez. Stupid task

Ooh I love raisins and sultanas.

This pallette test is new right?? Just why?!

A fucking egg ffs

'When I put the blindfold on I was trying to feel for a crack.'

Transcript from Gregg's workplace tribunal.

🤣🤣🙌

Lots of people eat raw Mozzarella, Chris.

Apparently, after watching this last week, MI6, Oxford University and the NASA Space Program have all decided to introduce this to their application process.

Im blanking it out as its pointless. Im focusing on dawns hair. Its shiny, like Claudia's, but like your 5 year old niece has been playing hairdressers with you and you forget and go to sainsburys.

This talking to camera in the present tense thing is so deeply irritating.

This taste test thing is bloody awful. Long winded rubbish

I'm so glad the bbc have introduced this break to allow me to scroll on tiktok

Am doing a bit of gaming whilst this goes on

Yes, I am getting in some excellent work gossip sessions on WhatsApp.

Harry Hill would have loved this round.

Yes! It would have been a TV Highlight of the Week for sure.

This would be so much more exciting if they made them run a food truck for a day.

I also did something else during that task

Street Food Market - exciting compared to the taaastee teeessst.

The mind boggles.

Macaroni cheese. The hill I will die on.

Who is this lady with the brown bob?