It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

Fry them chips more

Liver and plain boiled vegetables. Jaki is from Ireland!

Omg liver and plain veg

80 000 waiting for Michelle to turn up at Wembley? Has she got the key to the loos or something?

'A cricketer' being Kevin Pietersen!

That pudding thing looks quite nice, as far as I can tell without benefit of sound or subtitles

I really dislike Chris Hughes 🙄🙄

I got flashbacks to my childhood there. Not good ones.

The veg look like what we get in the work canteen

Aww Jackie

Smoked haddock poached in milk with a cubic fuckton of butter was me and my mums favourite tea. These days with a bottle of gaviscon. No chips no mushy peas.

My work canteen is actually pretty decent. Im gonna miss our Xmas lunch which is a bit pants, but that's cos ill be in Riga at the Xmas markets so..

The liver 😱🤢

And I like liver

I've never encountered him before but I can't get past the botox and eyebrows. Bet he fits right in down on the farm and at the track.

Jamie's is causing me cognitive dissonance. It looks like a lovely curry.

Dawn's hair is irritating.

I would eat that pudding

😄

He is dating jojo siwa and does the rounds on the reality shows

'Is it big enough for you, Grace?'

Look, if Gregg had to go over those words then it's only fair that Dawn goes too.

She has fantastic teeth

I can’t work out what’s going on with the topknot

Shove it in yer cake ‘ole, Grace 😂

They all have them white tombstone teeth apart from jonty

I like the idea of pineapple crumble but the raisins noooooo

It's like a bloke's from that Franco Zefferelli version of Romeo and Juliet but with a teeny tiny topknot.