It’s the dawn of a new (ish) era: Sleb Masterchef is back

[Halsall]

This has crept up on me and no mistake! It starts tomorrow with Grace Dent in situ as new host with soon-to-depart JT. I haven’t heard of any of the slebs so that’s a great start.

Sounding the 🔊🔊🔊🔊for:

@fourquenelles
@EsmaCannonball
@Sunbird24
@littlbrowndog
@TheDogsMother
@jay55
@viques
@RomainingCalm
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Piggywaspushed
@PotterHead1985
@Davros
@LaMarschallin
@lettingthedaysgoby
@SwedishEdith

With apologies to the (many) I've missed or who have name-changed - I tried names I knew but couldn’t post as some weren’t current and had to randomly remove, so please pass it on!

I am here. Which makes an improvement from last week!!

Evening ! Michelle Heaton has good arms.

Well ive heard of 3. Holly oaks legend is stretching it.
Evening chuffs!!

Good luck @fourquenelles!

Ok, I am rooting for Jaki on the basis of a) I have heard of her and b) probably least annoying.

Hello!
I recognise all of these except Jaki but if she starts singing it might jog a memory

I used to watch Hollyoaks fairly avidly in my 'youth' but even I would say referring to a person from an erstwhile C4 soap as a 'legend' is a stretch.

I have never heard of any of them. Evening chuffians

'I can't cook fish. I've never cooked fish in my life.'

MasterChef, everybody.

I really love graces dress

Aaand she starts singing.

Jaki has fabulous skin.

Not heard of Jaki Graham, but feel as if I should have as she’s probably my era.

Though imagine small sticky toddler fingers on that dress or cat hairs Sigh

She looks younger than Michelle. She's 69, apparently. Must be mainlining that Oil of Ulay.

I think Jaki is quite famous really.

I have heard of all of these in some capacity.

Oddly so have I.

OK, I’ve managed to get a tiny screen on my phone but the subtitles aren’t working so they’re all flinging their arms around in silent cartoon style and making faces. It’s quite interesting trying to guess what they’re doing.

I have a theory that if you can stay slim until you start getting wrinkles then gradually put on weight it will help keep them at bay. Sadly I didn’t manage the first part so can’t prove my own hypothesis…

Michelle is one of those clean eating types isn't she? She is probably on the MN teeny tiny threads....

The way the voiceover was talking about liberty x you'd think they were still going!

Well Michelle's bloke sounds a bundle of fun. Hope he makes up for it in other ways. Ahem.

Michelle was shouting ' Spoons! Spoons! I think she was talking about the utensil and isn't one of those people who queues up at 5:45 waiting for them to open.

😂😂

I’ve a friend who is friends with Jessica from Liberty x who married a cricketer and he gets to go to their massive country house.