MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Did anyone else clock the mocking voice Maeve used when she said ‘why the fuck not darling’ the second time?? Sounded very, very racist to me 😬

What will mother Wendy say when Rebecca leaves Liverpool to move to Hove ?..

Also long distance relationships isn’t unheard of. Likewise adult children moving to other parts of the UK.

I was in the forces and had little choice where I was based. And if you go on MAFSUK surely you accept you may move to be with your new wife/ husband? Isn’t that what the idea is , to create a new life with someone?

Yeah Anita did herself no favours there. I mean Bez makes my skin crawl too but the way she reacted made him look like the bigger person which is a shame. I think like some of the others she was perhaps more vulnerable & unsuited for the show. Possibly in same category as Leisha, with completely unrealistic expectations of what a reality dating show could deliver & fooled into believing she would actually find everlasting love. I think she’s just completely humiliated & embarrassed by the whole experience, but would have been better to just not go at all, rather than react the way she did. Maybe Bez was monkeying & clowning around & they cut his antics ro make he look bad. Not a good end for her though sadly.

When I find myself in times of joy, Mother Wendy comes to me
Speaking words of manipulation, let him be
And in my hour of contentment she is standing right in front of me
Speaking words of desperation, don’t leave me

Abi has a string at the back that John pulls to make her speak. She can say various phrases such as I never felt like this about anyone before and you’re the person I want to spend the rest of my life with.

I was thinking to myself I wonder why Leo didn’t turn up and next thing he materialised at the dinner table 😂

Or to the bear pit. To death.

@Mangetoutmangetouti Stay Close by Harlan Coben.

John and Abi remind of the serial killers from The Cleaner with their maniacal smiles 🤣

Someone needs to write a book about two serial killers who meet on a tv dating show and gradually kill off all the other contestants.

@JaneJeffer I'd read that.

Ben Elton wrote a book about a murderer on Big Brother IIRC

Oh remember the BB zombie thing. That was great

Yes! Thank you!
That was really bugging me , did a fruitless search then I fell asleep and promptly forgot all about it.
really enjoyed that show.

I’m wondering if they had sex but never shared the information with anyone else and he maybe let her down afterwards with his casual attitude towards them staying in touch?
she’s acting very hurt and I don’t think it matches what we’ve seen of them on the show, makes me think something else happened and he let her down somehow? 🤔

I thought that - has other stuff gone on that the viewers didn’t see because she was very dramatic about seeing him

I love that we’re so unused to seeing people being genuinely nice, loving and respectful to each other that we’ve ascribed them psychopathic serial killer personalities as the only credible explanation

Whatever happened she needs to get over it. You’d think they’d been married for years not three weeks. She’s just making herself miserable.

There’s being nice and there’s being maniacal 😆

Yeah like a trauma response but with no background or context .
lots of the series feels like that though, so many of the things the contestants kick off about are things that happened off-camera.

I think Cabbage Bez is happiest alone. I wonder if people were nagging him to find a woman but he wasn’t really bothered and now he can say he tried and it didn’t work out.

Yep, his daughter was definitely pushing him

😂The only time the camera panned to him, he was staring into space. He’s so handsome, shame his personality consists of cheese rolling, hot dog eating and penis magic

I will stand up for Abi and John… I have family members like this and we adore them because they’re so steady, but we do complain how boring they are sometimes. But above all, we do love them.

Abi laying on the orange foundation with a trowel on the trailer for tonight though!