MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

How does it go on until 10:40

is anything new going to come up?

He is so unattractive in every way. He must be minted.
Obviously as a footballer he’d have got women, presumably his job now is similar catnip to a certain type of person but there’s nothing appealing about him to me at all . Plus I’m probably old enough to be his mum.

Steven is vile. Why does his face look so different tonight? It’s not a good look.

As long as we don't have to watch him eat it 😱

Fake tan, rounded eyebrows and a sheen that suggests highlighter

Quick Nelly, it's on offer!amzn.eu/d/0SepixZ

I hope so 🤣🤣🤣 there’s a telly drama, I can’t remember what it’s called, might be on Netflix, where a beautiful couple in 1940s (?) clothes are all singing, all dancing violent criminals.

Just thought that was JR's mouth for the gambling ad! That wouldn't be a bad idea for her casting wise

Anita will probably have another meltdown and scream at Cabbage Bez

Yes you’ve hit the nail on the head. The eyebrows have made his forehead look like he’s had Botox!

And I noticed he looked particularly shiny.

Yes. They have an entire farm where they lure in walkers. They then offer them a nice, warm meal, laced with tranquilisers. Once knocked out, the walkers get taken to the basement and chained to the floor. The Smilers then give them more drugs, the ones that immobiliser you but don't knock your consciousness out. Once ready, the Smilers start to slowly torture the walkers, toe by toe. Until no thing's left.

I think he and JR got ready together, once she’d finished the blusher on her she gave him a few swipes too, in lieu of their matching tattoo

Yes. They have an entire farm where they lure in walkers. They then offer them a nice, warm meal, laced with tranquilisers. Once knocked out, the walkers get taken to the basement and chained to the floor. The Smilers then give them more drugs, the ones that immobiliser you but don't knock your consciousness out. Once ready, the Smilers start to slowly torture the walkers, toe by toe. Until no thing's left.

Then they both grin at each other, covered in blood and say "BEST DAY EVER!"

I'm really going to miss these threads. MAFSUK The Show, not so much.

I caught a bit of the puppet thing that's on next last night. Martin Kemp reading someone's fantasy about him and Ross kemp. Extremely odd.

The shit stirring boxes are out. Plus ad breaks.

Has Leo actually said anything yet?

Too long an answer, Keye. Yes or no would have sufficed.

That’s worryingly detailed 🪏🪏🪏🪏

😂😂😂

Yes! And sit there, drinking tea and watching the fire

I’m watching with subtitles - which preserved JR’s modesty! 😂

No way will Bec’s mum allow that!

@Mangetoutmangetouti That rings a bell.

What was keye saying? All I heard was CAW CAW CAW!