MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

I’d rather hear them say “we’re just trying to figure out where would be best for us to live, considering the significant distance between our homes, families and jobs, so we can make plans”.

But no. Skip straight to having kids apparently. Whilst being The Best Version Of Myself and enjoying All That I Ever Wanted in the meantime.

're Abi & John, on Lara on Eyre's podcast, she mentioned that during the retreat episode, she noticed that John had a massive todger! Maybe that's why Abi is so loved up...?😂

I’ve started the Prosecco, I might have run out by 9pm

Did she not see it on the honeymoon?

They went to the Seychelles, surely even modest shorts type trunks would have given her an idea?!

I definitely seem to have picked the wrong series to go further than the honeymoons and the first dinner. Hopefully I've learnt my lesson 😂.

Yes, poor Leo looks like there is nobody home, vacant.
Anita is embarrassing herself trying to get attention.

Just Google Darcey from 90 day fiancé and it tells me she has an ex husband called Frank Bolok. Her kids are Boloks too!

ETA it is actually Bollok!

I have to collect my child from her Friday night club and will therefore miss the sofa 😭

What the heck! You can't! Leave them there... 😂

NOOOO

I just googled this person...awful...just awful....

It's on until 10.40 - will you be back?

Is it on tonight? I was about to watch IT Welcome to Derry

Started that last night- very strange!

I know! Bloody MAFS and their fucked up schedule

Yes. She finishes at 9.30 and it's a 10 min drive

Good, you can't leave us at the final hurdle!

Abi and John live far apart but I reckon either one of them would move to be with the other.

Or they could move to Stepford , but Connecticut is a long way away..

Here we go… the end is nigh

Here we go…

I still can't believe the matching tattoos 😂

Im only allowed till 10pm. DH has had enough. Im not actually complaining

This one better be worth staying up past my bedtime

'allowed'?? Yikes.