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MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

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dillite · 13/11/2025 22:05

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

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Paul2023 · 15/11/2025 18:29

I think Steven never actually fancied Nelly, maybe she’s just not his type of maybe he doesn’t go for Asian women, I don’t know.

He obviously checked out very early on.

I wonder how Dean and Nelly would have got on..

EmeraldShamrock000 · 15/11/2025 18:33

Paul2023 · 15/11/2025 18:29

I think Steven never actually fancied Nelly, maybe she’s just not his type of maybe he doesn’t go for Asian women, I don’t know.

He obviously checked out very early on.

I wonder how Dean and Nelly would have got on..

I think he liked her at the beginning but has a short attention span with nasty streaks, he was very disrespectful. He should have left much earlier

I wonder how Dean and Nelly would have got on. Pretty much the same as Sarah and Dean. Like shit.

IAmKerplunk · 15/11/2025 18:36

I still think Dean was the most manipulative and least genuine participant of all of them.

TitsInAbsentia · 15/11/2025 19:07

Is there something happening on Sunday? I looked at the tv schedule but nada. Just that Davide and Crystal have posted on insta something like think that's all the goss? Just wait until Sunday.

I mean??

April posted on insta earlier today that she was going somewhere with a suitcase and someone asked her if she was going on holiday with Joe 😂

TitsInAbsentia · 15/11/2025 19:08

IBorAlevels · 15/11/2025 12:41

I just had a quick look at Insta and April actually has a short of her putting on a jacket with "No weenies allowed" and a hotdog in a bun with a cross through it. I'm taking that as her telling the world Leo has a small dick. Nice as ever.
I am so amazed she wasn't chastised at all for her behaviour!

I thought she said something like she was happy with his hotdog on the honeymoon!

IAmKerplunk · 15/11/2025 19:26

Oooh

MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.
Paul2023 · 15/11/2025 20:13

I can imagine Maeve would glass you on the head for looking at her in the wrong way , after she drank a few glasses of wine

thenightsky · 15/11/2025 20:19

IAmKerplunk · 15/11/2025 19:26

Oooh

So Davide found the profile through his own? So both were on Grinder? Hmm.

TitsInAbsentia · 15/11/2025 20:20

sounds a bit dodgy, unless someone else told Davide they had seen Keye on there so he had to look for himself...which I think sounds likely given the way it's phrased, like trying to make it sound Davide was also on there? Will the truth ever out 😂

Paul2023 · 15/11/2025 20:41

Steven reminds me a tiny bit of Josh Hartnett? But the rat boy version of course

Eggybreadwithnuts · 15/11/2025 21:15

Think Davide was told of what Keye had done and then set up an account to find K's profile and catch him out. Im so disappointed, thought they were too good to be true

dillite · 15/11/2025 22:07

IAmKerplunk · 15/11/2025 19:26

Oooh

He really did drain all of the affirmative cliche thesaurus on that statement there. Who hasn't downloaded a hook up app when they have been feeling vulnerable?

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browneyes77 · 15/11/2025 22:42

thenightsky · 15/11/2025 20:19

So Davide found the profile through his own? So both were on Grinder? Hmm.

I believe Davide was sent a screenshot of Keye’s profile and so he went on there himself to check for certain.

dotdotdotdash · 15/11/2025 23:00

IAmKerplunk · 15/11/2025 19:26

Oooh

Literally no surprise there. If only he’d had the courage to say at the time, yes, Davide, you’re not enough, I don’t like Horsham or your cats 🐈

xSideshowAuntSallyXx · 16/11/2025 09:16

John and Abi are still together and blissfully happy. They posted something yesterday.

Davide has quit his cabin crew job.

beachwalker76 · 16/11/2025 10:52

So it's seemingly wise after the event, but I never really felt sincerity from Keye. I was on the scene far too long to not know how many partnerships work. I think Keye knew he would have a lot of time to do whatever the hell he wanted when Davide was away working to compensate for Davide's apartment, cats and 'dull' lifestyle...and thought he could have his cake and eat it. All felt like a performance.

I thought he was playing a part, very well, but ultimately too fond of buzz and excitement, constant peacocking and attention, and partying to ever settle and live quietly with one person.

Denim4ever · 16/11/2025 11:03

Before we close discussions and move on to the next MAFS variant, can I ask what the purpose of the under eye patch thingies is and do they help with wrinkles etc.?

beachwalker76 · 16/11/2025 11:57

They look like the inserts I put in my shoes to raise the arches. In that way they are effective, on the face not so much.

ruethewhirl · 16/11/2025 14:33

OMG!! I've missed quite a lot this week, just getting caught up now. I did not know about the Leigh/Leisha kiss! That definitely feels like a shot across the bows on Leigh's part, not buying this wide-eyed 'I didn't know it would be a problem' act.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 16/11/2025 14:42

TitsInAbsentia · 15/11/2025 19:10

I can't help saying it in my head "Holluh" when I see it written.
Disappointed in Keye, his loss.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 16/11/2025 14:44

Denim4ever · 16/11/2025 11:03

Before we close discussions and move on to the next MAFS variant, can I ask what the purpose of the under eye patch thingies is and do they help with wrinkles etc.?

Eye bags, I think.
My Dsis thinks they're great. I haven't tried
I only care about my face when I look at the mirror.

ruethewhirl · 16/11/2025 14:45

Also it's 'tactile', Leisha, not 'tactical'. 😄

TitsInAbsentia · 16/11/2025 15:41

In the event anyone hasn't already seen it Davide posted this morning:

In light of mine and Keye’s relationship status being shared, I just wanted to speak on the situation personally.
My time on MAFS was honestly one of the most life-changing experiences of my life. From the start I showed up as my true self, I was vulnerable, open, and completely genuine. I went into the experiment with an open heart and a real hope of finding love and I did.
Before the experiment I had already done a lot of work on myself, especially around my boundaries and trust. Trust has always been one of my biggest boundaries and I came into this experience knowing it was something I would never compromise again.
The night in question (this happened 5months ago), I had a gut feeling something wasn’t right. Out of my own insecurity I created a profile on Grindr to check whether Keye was on the app only to find that my gut feeling was correct.
That moment was painful and it made the trust between us break in a way I couldn’t move past. That’s why when it was broken, it was something I simply could not overcome.
I won’t lie I was deeply hurt and shocked but with time, I’ve healed and found peace.
Even through the pain I don’t regret being part of this journey. This experience pushed me to grow in ways I never expected. It taught me patience, communication and what it truly means to choose yourself after heartbreak.
I don’t hold any bitterness towards Keye, he has taken accountability for his actions and I respect that.
I genuinely wish him peace and happiness.
Sometimes love doesn’t end the way we hope but it still leaves behind lessons that shape you for the better, for that I’ll always be grateful.

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