MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

I think they are in love, as abby said she'd never been in love before in her intro, I think it's genuine, they're similar people too.
Two smiling happy lunatics.
They need to move far away from her mother.

Had to watch it late and only just finished the thread!

I think Bez was a waste of space, came on the show on a whim, was rude enough to never care enough to ask anything about her and clearly not listen when she spoke. He never even got started, which is why Crystal was shocked, because they said the exact same to her about "not being ready" but didn't really have a go, because prickly as she was, she did try. Bez always looked like he was trying to name the paint on the walls or birds flying overhead. Completely frustrating to be around because he didn't GIS.

I'm glad it is over. Surprised again we didn't get more from Leo and April - they cut out Ratboy and her flirting which I was surprised about. She's been very carefully edited in this! Clearly made friends with someone on the crew given what Sarah went through in comparison for saying one of them was hot!

Roll on MAFS AU!

Oh and spoilers!
Ash and April are dating - she's been dropping loads of hints on her instagram with pictures cropping him out and Welsh flags on her posts, etc. Not heard officially but seems unlikely to be a coincidence.

Lucinda reminds me of someone I know irl who i really can’t stand, looks and mannerisms , it’s a shame because I’m sure she’s a genuinely nice person.

her accent is like the two women who think they’re posh in Kath and Kim, they work in a department store, can’t remember their names.

We should see how many of us can casually drop that into our quotes/replies

Thanks for the threads and the heady promise of salted caramel vodka @dillite and all the MAFS lovers/ haters.

Pruuuuuee and Truuuuude!

I’ve been lurking for quite a while and have a question - please tell me why you all call Leigh Crystal? 🙏

Once again, this thread was better than the show

has anyone stalked the cast on insta? Who’s still together, who is dating and who’s split?

It was because she gave Leah an actual crystal as a present very early on.

I found it confusing though because Julia Ruth reminded me of Crystal Tips (as in “and Alistair”)with her hair and my mind kept going to Crystal being JR!

Leigh gave Leah a crystal at their wedding and Leah had nowhere to put so I think gave it to the registrar (?) or put it on a table and Leigh was offended by that. Or it could be a long time ago and I have got that completely wrong!

Thanks @GertieLawrence I remember that now - Leah just dumped the crystal somewhere didn’t she

I had hope that you were joking... But it exists

The Asda ad came on after Anita and Paul on the sofa and I thought the resemblance was uncanny

It was the first of many times that Leah grievously disrespected Crystal; a match made in heaven.

These threads have highlighted the need for a 😂 and 😮 reaction. Paul’s kimono of misogyny 😂 😂 😂

Yesss! 🙌🏼 saying it in my head now!

I saw Instagram the other day Steven and Ash with Ash's nephew so seems those two are still in contact.

I thought it was kind of sweet when Steven hugged Nelly at the end and said "Sorry" like he actually meant it for the first time in the show. Maybe he's starting realise what a twat he had been to her.

I just had a quick look at Insta and April actually has a short of her putting on a jacket with "No weenies allowed" and a hotdog in a bun with a cross through it. I'm taking that as her telling the world Leo has a small dick. Nice as ever.
I am so amazed she wasn't chastised at all for her behaviour!

Wow, no surprise.
I bet they're an irritating couple, who believes in the banter.
Has anything surfaced on April and Steven having a quickie.

He realised he was caught, not sorry.
He should be mortified.

Re Steven (and I realise I am probably being naive and over optimistic) but is there any possibility he has had an epiphany? The reunion was filmed before the whole series was on tv wasn’t it? So Steven didn’t have the public backlash to consider as he won’t have been aware of the final edit. do you think it was how he told things to his friends and family and they told him some truths? Or did production give him a heads up? His instagram was very contrite and said he started EMDR - would he have come upon this realisation on his own? Or if he is not really sorry and just saying what he think he should say then how did he come to that conclusion that he was going to get a ‘bad’ edit (which if he is not sorry that is what he will consider it to be)

I don't think we will know re Ratboy until he tries dating again. I think most men do tend to just say the right things to get out of difficult situations and he doesn't strike me as someone who thinks too deeply, like Ash. It is interesting that Joe and Ash both didn't turn up to face the music, where Ratty did though. Possibly because he was caught on camera doing and saying things, unlike the other two who have more of a chance they'd fuck up on camera if they came back.

Having posted this, there's a post of Sarah and Ash having a long walk with pizza most recently, with loads of ppl saying "this is such a good match" etc (probably a lot of them people who were calling Sarah all the names a couple of weeks ago too 🙄) so there's another possibility. They do have matching anchor tattoos!

Not that I can see yet. I do think she is laying low though and probably saw what Sarah went through for so little and realised she might actually get death threats for actually being so much nastier to Leo and playing Pick Me with 2 other husbands on film.