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MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

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dillite · 13/11/2025 22:05

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

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Mangetoutmangetouti · 14/11/2025 22:48

RancidRuby · 14/11/2025 22:47

Thank you for your forgiveness.

Chuckling 🤭

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2025 22:48

I haven't watched all of the it's official shows but lucinda really should be an ixpert next time.

StaySpicy · 14/11/2025 22:49

hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:44

I’m going to the Maldives in may so feel free to join 😂

Only if we can say we're perfect for each other, have an argument about touching, you wear a string thong and some fishing nets, I wear two spiders as eyelashes and we have a massive argument after two days before both writing 'stay' the next time we're on a sofa together.

murasaki · 14/11/2025 22:49

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:47

This is like when everyone breaks for Christmas shouting, Merry Christmas!!!, see you next year!

See you next year though for the far superior MAFSAUS.

I need to stop mixing gin with limoncello, keeps going to my head.

Ooh, that's a great idea for a drink, i shall suggest it to Sis 1 for Xmas, I think we'll need it. As sis 2 is coming and she's a twat.

Mangetoutmangetouti · 14/11/2025 22:50

Thanks all, it has been fun. 🤩
The programme with Lucinda light has come on afterwards.
I might start watching these retrospectively to fill the hole
(oo-er missus)

71Alex · 14/11/2025 22:50

Thanks everyone!

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:52

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:45

If true, that's the dumbest story ever. I am not accusing you BTW! It just feels like such a... Dumb thing to do in general?

Honestly I don’t 100% know what’s true.

On the spoiler thread, I just said I’d reserve judgement because I didn’t know the facts.

But apparently that made me a horrible person, a liar and not understanding what ‘consent ‘ means.

I’d also watched a video on Graces TikTok where she talked about how she was in the toilet with Nelly & Keye, and the camera crew burst in and she had her pants down and Keye had to ‘cover her vagina’ from the camera. And she found this very funny. And I merely questioned why she wasn’t upset about this also, because she didn’t consent to being filmed on the toilet.

And I got lambasted about ‘consent’.
When in my eyes, what the camera crew did was bloody awful and a total invasion of privacy!

Garamousalata · 14/11/2025 22:52

Apply for a future series? I’d rather stick pins in my eyes.

hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:52

It will be interesting to see who has what drink leftover from Christmas.

This time was the infamous salted caramel vodka, for Aus it might be the pistachio “Dubai chocolate” flavour gin🤔😂

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:54

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:46

Ooh! Presumably he's 'local'.

He’s a PT.

Nothing like Bailey looks wise at all!

murasaki · 14/11/2025 22:54

hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:52

It will be interesting to see who has what drink leftover from Christmas.

This time was the infamous salted caramel vodka, for Aus it might be the pistachio “Dubai chocolate” flavour gin🤔😂

That sounds revolting.

Donttellempike · 14/11/2025 22:54

hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:44

I’m going to the Maldives in may so feel free to join 😂

Fabulous 🏖️. Have an excellent time

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:55

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:54

He’s a PT.

Nothing like Bailey looks wise at all!

I bet he doesn't wear knitwear of any description.

Otterdrunk · 14/11/2025 22:55

Thanks for the lolz everyone it’s been a hoot ! Roll on Aus in Feb (but need some time out from the disrespect & drama first) 🤣

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:56

Donttellempike · 14/11/2025 22:46

I think the misogyny on this series has been absolutely disgraceful.

Any woman going on this after seeing this series should be automatically checked in for therapy

The series is an absolute pile of crap. Without you clever funny co travelers I would have checked out weeks ago ❤️

I agree.

I feel like the men have got away with so much crap!!

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:57

Otterdrunk · 14/11/2025 22:55

Thanks for the lolz everyone it’s been a hoot ! Roll on Aus in Feb (but need some time out from the disrespect & drama first) 🤣

I can't go cold turkey, I'll have to bitch on the IACGMOOH threads!

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2025 22:59

Hold on! Mel has the puppies put away...when does that ever happen?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/11/2025 22:59

Missing you all already! Loved the banter, big thanks to The Threadmother, dilitte!! Till next time!

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2025 22:59

Good point, I'll be on there!

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 23:02

I honestly would’ve given up on this series if it wasn’t for you funny lot!!

Can’t wait for MAFSAUS next year! Because we know that will be a SHIT SHOW 🤣🤣

Massive thanks to @dillite for all the threads.

I know what hard work it is to keep them going! Especially this year! It’s been tough to think of good titles, but you’ve done a great job!! 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

I may be back with my rhyming titles for MAFSAUS….because those guys give us so much material to make thread titles from! 🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 23:05

The only issue I have with the Oz one is it's usually on from 7.30-9 so we don't get as many people watching live. And we don't get the naughty stuff.

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 23:05

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:57

I can't go cold turkey, I'll have to bitch on the IACGMOOH threads!

Might join you 🤣🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 23:06

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 23:05

Might join you 🤣🤣

Code words - salted caramel vodka 😎

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2025 23:07

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 23:05

The only issue I have with the Oz one is it's usually on from 7.30-9 so we don't get as many people watching live. And we don't get the naughty stuff.

I usually watch it on a streaming website starting at the same time because I don't want sanitised but I do want chat a long!

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2025 23:08

Deluuuuuded Mel had high hopes for Sarah and Dean...did she not see the instant revulsion at the end of the aisle?

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