MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Make sure you get all your botox. Turkey teeth, fillers, oh and lobotomy sorted first

Thanks for an entertaining thread. See you all next time MAFS Tribe.😘

Me too!

When is MAFSAUS?

Quite. We should all apply to be in a non sexual polygamous relationship for the laughs and the trip to the Maldives.

We are all in a stronger marriage that has lasted and will last longer than any of the people on Mafs.

Ok, please don’t shout at me!

So I’d heard that Grace’s sister had done a post saying that prior to Ash picking the toilet door lock, Grace had opened the door on him a few times when he was in the bathroom. Him picking the lock was supposedly him getting his own back because she’d picked the lock with a knife and he said he didn’t need a knife to do it and did it with his fingernail.

Some sources now say it was Ashley’s sister who posted this. But there’s no proof either way as it stands.

we will all meet again for Aus.. just a few months apart, our bond on here is stronger than the couples on MAFS 😂

I’m not surprised about Keye. I always thought he was a wrong’un.

Thank you, lovely peeps, for another amazing series with all the highs, lows, laughs, drinking...and MAFS too, of course!

Can't wait for MAFSAUS!

Thanks for all the great comments and @dillite for the threads!
See you for MAFSAUS

She gives a bit of made in Chelsea vibe to me, not sure what her background is

Not surprised about Keye either, what a bastard.

Thanks for all the laughs everyone, until the next time!

Also, Rebecca & Bailey have split.

She’s been trying to get back with her ex who she allegedly ghosted before she went on the show, and told him that she was never really into Bailey, but that the whole thing just went ‘a bit too far’.

I’m going to the Maldives in may so feel free to join 😂

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If true, that's the dumbest story ever. I am not accusing you BTW! It just feels like such a... Dumb thing to do in general?

I’m there!!

Always wanted to go to the Maldives

Ooh! Presumably he's 'local'.

I read somewhere that Bailey was rumoured to be back with his baby momma (can't believe I've just used that expression, I'm ashamed of myself).

I think the misogyny on this series has been absolutely disgraceful.

Any woman going on this after seeing this series should be automatically checked in for therapy

The series is an absolute pile of crap. Without you clever funny co travelers I would have checked out weeks ago ❤️

I’m in 🙌🏼

It’s ok cos it’s in context

Thank you for your forgiveness.

This is like when everyone breaks for Christmas shouting, Merry Christmas!!!, see you next year!

See you next year though for the far superior MAFSAUS.

I need to stop mixing gin with limoncello, keeps going to my head.

Thank you for the top bantz, everyone!