MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

[dillite]

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

Oh god what a dick

They also better be worth the 10 weeks of snooze fest that we have had. I want revelations like Reiss shagging Abi. Divarni secretly being a sex cult leader. Mel actually being married to Leah. Botox being banned next year. The good shit, you know.

Oh poor lovely Davide if that's true

I heard Keye was on a dating app the whole time! I feel really disappointed in that one. DAvide always said he felt he wasn't enough and I think he was right, I don't know that Keye would ever be happy with his lot (I know there is another word I want to use but meno-fucking-brain won't let me find it!)

Abi drew her eyebrows on with shoe Polish. Interesting

What was the Grace/Ash thing???

If we’re doing spoilers…

I need dirt on Ash and Grave please

Yeah, I was expecting that. He just doesn't strike me as the loyal type.

BRING IT BRING IT! HERE BE SPOILERS! LEAVE NOW IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED IT!

So April and Ash must be a thing right? Also, why does April always have a red nose?

😂

I imagine Davide likes being spoiled. He needs someone with lots of cash.

They’re enormous.

Keye not Davide.

Cocaine?

Knew Keye was a wrong un when he dissed Greggs

To apply for future series...yeah get to fuck!

Let's all apply! It doesn't matter if you are already married, it's all made up anyway.

There must be some other spoilers, I cba to trawl through the spoilers thread!

Davide is up next on Lucinda's show....

I shall miss spending my evenings with you wims

Th bragging about his salary was very telling too. Very crass

For someone with such pinched, inward-drawn features and such a sub-par personality, Steve carries himself like he’s God’s gift. The disconnect is almost comical.

Nah don't bother with that!

Davide on it's official so perhaps we will find out...

He should have got stoned for that.

He should have come at Aldi, they have the best PR and SM team and the comeback from Aldi would have been hilarious