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MAFS #16 THE FINAL DINNER PARTY. Pour your own drink, Bitch. Get off my husband's dick and sit the fuck down. Disaster cake is being served for dessert. On your feet, lose your seat.

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dillite · 13/11/2025 22:05

Fists are flying, gobs are running, we are buzzing, because, why not?

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browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:32

Oh FFS.

The Stepford Couple.

I’m going for a wee and to top up my wine

murasaki · 14/11/2025 22:32

I'd forgotten about the chipmunks

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:32

OK, can we have spoilers now? Nobody cares about these serial killer smilers

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hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:32

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:30

He used to be an investment banker 🤣

😳 I wasn’t expecting that

I bet he wasn’t wearing these outfits when having meetings at Goldman Sachs.

Donttellempike · 14/11/2025 22:32

Lets not

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/11/2025 22:32

TinselAngel · 14/11/2025 22:31

Was he a janitor?

Mr Bennett!!!!

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:32

Crap, I thought we'd already seen them.

snoooze · 14/11/2025 22:33

Grow as a person = not get caught next time

Mangetoutmangetouti · 14/11/2025 22:33

Pianoaholic · 14/11/2025 22:32

Paul's scandals?! 😆
I keep trying and failing to see them, I think I am looking at my phone all the time.

Same

hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:33

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:32

OK, can we have spoilers now? Nobody cares about these serial killer smilers

I totally forgot about them

TinselAngel · 14/11/2025 22:33

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/11/2025 22:32

Mr Bennett!!!!

Yes!

TinselAngel · 14/11/2025 22:33

My Prosecco heart burn is starting.

snoooze · 14/11/2025 22:33

Passing around sick bags if anyone needs one!

Donttellempike · 14/11/2025 22:33

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:32

Crap, I thought we'd already seen them.

Yes, once is plenty ta

RancidRuby · 14/11/2025 22:33

Flashback to Jon's fringe era.

TitsInAbsentia · 14/11/2025 22:34

IMMINENT SPOILERS KLAXON! THE SHOW HAS NOW AIRED...THERE MAY BE SPOILERS IN THE NEXT FEW POSTS...hope so... 😂

Also fwiw I quite like the smiley twins, wonder if they really will be happy ever after.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/11/2025 22:34

murasaki · 14/11/2025 22:30

Hes been so misogynistic this series that I wish a snapped banjo string upon him.

Yes, that one.

I think a few banjo strings deserve to be snapped this series

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:34

Leisha is so jealous

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StaySpicy · 14/11/2025 22:35

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:24

We are on the telly telly bonking box. Sainsbury's are branching out.

Bunkum! Not bonking! 🤣

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:35

Ok, spoiler time:

Keye and Davide have split.

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:35

dillite · 14/11/2025 22:32

OK, can we have spoilers now? Nobody cares about these serial killer smilers

I mean if you’re ready 😂

From what I’ve heard- Asbo Steve isn’t the only one who’s been playing around on dating websites

Davide & Keye have broken up because Keye was on a dating website the entire time he was on the show - allegedly…..

Mangetoutmangetouti · 14/11/2025 22:35

‘You can plan your life now’
because they were just dormant replicants before.

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:36

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:35

I mean if you’re ready 😂

From what I’ve heard- Asbo Steve isn’t the only one who’s been playing around on dating websites

Davide & Keye have broken up because Keye was on a dating website the entire time he was on the show - allegedly…..

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Ooh, I didn't know the reason. Git.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 14/11/2025 22:36

dapsnotplimsolls · 14/11/2025 22:35

Ok, spoiler time:

Keye and Davide have split.

Was Davide unfaithful with a cat??

hoxtonbabe · 14/11/2025 22:36

browneyes77 · 14/11/2025 22:35

I mean if you’re ready 😂

From what I’ve heard- Asbo Steve isn’t the only one who’s been playing around on dating websites

Davide & Keye have broken up because Keye was on a dating website the entire time he was on the show - allegedly…..

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That doesn’t surprise me!

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