MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Ugh Craig David

Apart from he doesn't love me, he doesn't give me reassurance, he doesn't want to get me pregnant tomorrow, he doesn't pay me enough compliments or show me enough affection. Other than that, he's perfect.

She might be one of those mum's who never thinks the girl is good enough for their boy

Double ugh Angela Rippon doing weird exercises in the kitchen

Exactly. Leisha had massive issues. If my son brought her home I would be hoping they’d split up. She’s in love with the idea of having a man.

Anyone would do

I think you are right about that!

these renewals need the family there to cheer them on

Snap

I’m guessing Reiss’s mum’s had a word off camera

Poor Leisha. I reckon every man she meets from here on in will be wary! She probably has a man trap in her garden

@RancidRuby to be fair abiandjohn have queered the pitch for everyone else.
Saying, I don’t hate your guts, let’s keep going out and see whether we behave like saner people when we haven’t got six cameras, a full string section and a set of timpani following us around, is somehow inadequate.

That could be entertaining!
I reckon some of them would be chucking rotten fruit and veg!

he is not your best friend love - get a grip

Or throw things

Omg I’m actually scared they’re so performative that they’re gonna push a sprog out before we know it & then will be cooing & waxing MAFS lyrical over their new bundle of love. Kerching!

Will he recognise the dress? Nope.

I thought it was a parody when I first saw it.
weird af

Made out of Abi's used eyelashes

I'm pretty sure Leisha has said I love you to MANY men. All of whom have sprinted off like Usain Bolt.

Cliffhanger coming up I think?

She needs to work on her expectations.

oh god yes - deffo

Definitely

‘My life is on the line’ ?!!!!
wtaf leisha?
to be fair she has wrecked her face , there’s got to be something else going on for her

Poor old Angela still being sexualised in (presumably) her 80s.