MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Just like Alexis and Krystle back in the day

I think this is actually quite sweet 🥴

Unfortunately he still does.

Imagine being as uncynical as these two.

Is he still yapping?

Leave this thread right now

Even their delivery is boring, so monotone.

Afraid so

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Go on Penelope Keith. You DESERVE this.
wooohooooo , go girl 👊🏽 🙌🏼

Like the Crystal Carrington/Alexis Colby fight scene!

Did he say the man who licks you?

Why are they so unbelievable? Surely this is what this show is all about, but none of us are buying it...

Journey 🙄

And stay out

Feel diabetes coming on, all that sickly sweetness

I would love it. My head is way too busy

I’ve got a full house on my Cliche Bingo card

Nether if them had actually said anything. Other than cheesy luuurve declarations

They are like characters in a Shakespeare comedy who’ve been given a love potion.

It’s bound to wear off

Can none of Reiss's family close their mouths?

So do we think they’ll do a cliff hanger for these two?

Which one's the Mum?

🤣🤣🤣

Leisa looks so much better with straight hair

Me thought myself enamoured with an ass's head....😂