MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Predictions?

Abi & John ❤️
Davide & Keye ❤️

Bec & Bailey - trying but not succeeding

Leisha & Reece - split up, couldn’t do long distance (or impregnate her quick enough)

Crystal & Leigh - 🤯 repetitive disrespect syndrome

JR &….. 🙈🍆🍑🍒🍑 with all and sundry

The rest - meh 🤷‍♀️ who cares. Until next year…

IBorAlevels

"Is anyone else watching the Top Model ending where they are telling someone who looks like a size 10 that she is a "curvy model"? Woah."

I was going to watch it after this load of twaddle is finished. But I don't like the idea of them telling a size 10 she is 'curvey'!

I forgot about all that! 😹

AND a damn sight faster!

Edited to add-
and with a lot less drips involved.

Don’t worry all the Irish have landed to add the best genes in the world to the mix

Dean got his tattoos free with the Beano

I have eaten my body weight in Tayto and M&Ms thanks to MAFS. I think I need to take up bracelet making instead of eating.

All I could think of when Keye was talking about his maison

I think Davide could do better, he seems an utterly beautiful person.

@dillite for your crafty pal, does she do felting? If not, you can get little starter kits for less than a tenner each.

Obv Dean's tatts will be fake, and he's taking the piss out of it all.

When Reiss finished his vows and became all coy and giggly, it's the first time we've seen a bit of fun and lightness from him. He's always so serious and po-faced.

Cannot understand how Bec and Bailey can't just make a commitment to try really hard in the real world, with some sort of vague plan about where they might live, eg somewhere in the middle with a direct train to both home towns.

Keye is living his life playing a character, he just doesn't seem authentic at all.

I gave up on the last few episodes totally and enjoyed learning what had happened from the thread here. Much more fun. Drawing out those commitment ceremonies was embarrassing . Absolute rubbish, repetitive scripted nonsense. A new low.

Personally I don’t think Bec and Bailey will survive the long distance. It will be fine for a while with odd weekend here and there but as Bailey said that intense passion will subside and she’ll realise that she can’t give up her life and especially her selfish mother who I think will persuade her not to go in the long run.

Is the SIL Julia Ruth 🤣

For a country the size of a stamp, they sure are good at supplying immigrants to other countries.

Bec’s mum is suffocating!

Ha. Try finding the really old ANTM's. The one's with Janice Dickinson, they were truly brutal. In fact I was astonished when I heard C4 were showing any ANTMs, but they jumped to season 15 because the older ones are probably completely unbroadcastable now.

Classic Janice...

It does feel very 90's when I watch it - the Heroin Chic trend is sadly coming back, largely supported by them airing shows like this I suspect.

They always do it.

Yes, what the fuck have they done to Quorn? It used to be a decent mince or chicken substitute when making spag bol, chilli, shepherd's pie etc, but now it goes all weird and smooth when cooked in a sauce.

I guess that first it had to take out gluten, then it was the vegans taking away everything else.

Why couldn't they have kept the gluten non vegan version as a different product? Are quorn sausages weird too? Didn't mind them.

I used to like Linda McCarty sausages when they were full of lovely salt and grease, but now they've become dry and inedible and say 'vegan' on the box. 😤

Even my mum thinks Rebecca’s mum is selfish and controlling.