MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Because she was positively butch before she married him.

Fake tattoos. 9.99 on amazon.

😂
It might not be able to execute the little butt wiggle quite as nimbly, though. 😄

He’s probably used a Sharpie and done them himself

I know wtf.

Twitter is not impressed with Rebecca's Mum.

There was an episode of the Big Bang Theory where Howard and Raj got fake tattoo arm sleeves made from a net material.

Maybe he has a snood version of that.

Are the people dressed as the two old guys from the stalls in the muppet show?

Were they Marley and Marley in Scrooge?

also did one guy in the opening credits have the same muppets on his shirt?

I switched it off soon after as it was too hectic after that mafs trailer

Sorry - that was supposed to be in reply to @Nofksleft2give 's post.

Must have missed that quorn advert!
I don't like quorn much since they changed the recipe and it now has the texture of catfood!

It's either Bec or Leisha coming in alone as they showed Jabi coming in together (quelle surprise). I think it might be Bec as they all sounded quite shocked.

At least we've not had any bumholes being terrorised (or televised) this series, maybe we should be thankful for small mercies... 😄

I would give everything to have had terrorised bumholes again!

Well i don't know, that was horrifyingly hilarious. This series has been dull and could have used Gaston.

I left E4 on hoping Gogglebox was on next.

What the fuck is this puppet sex story show 🤣🤣

I expected JR to walk in with Joe.
I don't know if Dean is more pathetic getting a tattoo or wearing a fake tattoo.
Desperate icky man.

That next programme looks very odd indeed!!
Got the news on now instead.

Gaston was light relief from all the screeching last year.

Bailey and Rebecca were together on a sofa.

😂 i remember that episode.

Utterly bizarre.

Im going over to Netflix to watch my Indonesian drama about a “happily married” man having an affair with his sister in law who is also a student at the university he works at 😂

That sounds like a huge improvement on mafs!!

I’m guessing Leisha walks in alone.

Feck where is my bookmark? 😭

NeedAnyHelpWithThatPaperBag

I like the smiley miley couple too.