MAFS #15 NO SPOILERS. It's thread 15 and yet we are still going over the same things as we did in thread 1. Our walls are up. Our backs not being had. Disaster cakes are being served. Otters have been adopted. Crystals have been lost.

[dillite]

I can't be arsed. My back is up. I need you all to validate me. And move 500 miles for me and my salted caramel vodka.

Telling you to stop talking

Shut up already

I said last year I wouldn’t watch it again, yet here I am.

Oh shit says Bailey, I was hoping she’d say no.

Jeesus

I can't believe the dragged that out. Sheesh.

I want to know how he protected her spiritually. Is he an exorcist?

Not gonna last.

Oh god no, please no. Between that and the Craig David ad, it’s enough to make me want to reach for alcohol and I usually don’t drink!

She’ll get plenty of fish and chips

more tea vicar

He'll move heaven and earth but not house.

Which bits of her has he celebrated/terrorised?

He'll move heaven and earth but not to Liverpool??

CabbageBez back tomorrow!

Cabbage Bez!!!!

Dean with tattos?? He's so desperate...

No one's ever celebrated my parts.

When we are together it feels like home. Just not MY home obviously...

Pass the sick bag. Have they got a Hallmark add on, on their chat GPT. Bet it takes two trips down the motorway and they call time

CABBAGEBEZ!!

Fight!

Won't be able to watch live tomorrow 😪
Annoying as it will be more exciting than the last few weeks worth of episodes.

Maybe that's what he meant when he said he was still in with a chance.

I bet they’re fake ones 🤣