Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

He's playing Robert. That smirk said it all.

But I do think he's a brilliant character.

How come she was released without charge?

Released without charge. FFS

I bet they are keeping a very close eye on her.

Come on Bob! She's manipulating you!

You might be on to something.

David Hasselhoff joke from Kev 🤣🤣 Do you think he has input into his script as he has some cracking lines?

Gruesome twosome lurking.

The 2 panto villains turn up right on cue as always

Ray looks like he's getting fed up of mummy dearest.

Prob going to alert Hotel police and ask them to put her under surveillance. But considering they still haven't found Tom Kings killer (RIP Carl), I won't hold my breath for a successful outcome this side of Christmas.

I think he adds his own lines all the time. Bradley Riches said he ad libbed the “no they sound horrible” about the brownies

Brilliant! 🤣

HOTTEN!!!!! Bloody autocorrect.

I missed the joke, what was it? Couldn't make out what Kev said

Why does David Hasslehoff call himself The Hoff?
Because it’s less hassle!

I love how his jokes are stuck in the 90’s like him

Lol 😆 thanks @JaneJeffer

Oh look. Silly hat woman just happens to be sitting outside (in the middle of Novemnber) when April is talking to Bob. FFS. So predictable.

Shut up Lewis.

Shows how few women live in the village now seeing as they killed them all off

Since when did Aaron become so fond of Billy?

Oh Kev

Oh fuck off Kev. This is painful.

G’wan Kev 😭

Celia needs to die