Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

<checks for hidden cameras >

Aaahhh Gerry, that was a terrible death 😭

Feck I forgot April was in the cop shop

She needs an appropriate adult to accompany her at the police station. Good luck finding one of them in Emmerdale

Robron are being very blatant. Surely Kev will suss them straight away.

Love Liam counselling the psycho 🤣

I wonder if April has phoned Ross

Has April always had slug brows or is this an attempt to make her look older?

I can sympathise @JaneJeffer. I've been known to roar at voice activated things in a faux English accent 😃

Bring Pete back with you Ross

Awww Ivy

🤣

Christ, Ivy has got big!

😂😂😂

Is this the start of Celia and Rays downfall? I bloody hope so.

She’s been hibernating in a tomato grow bag upstairs for months

At least it’s Bob. Marlon would cry in the room

She's been upstairs for a year.

Oh please let this be the beginning of the end. They will see she has a record of it.

Even when she’s been arrested in Newcastle, they’ll see her record in Hotten?

Tell him April. There’s a spitfire waiting for him.

Mr Policeman knows what’s going on

Little madam

I thought Robert just said 'fuck off' 😂

Subtitles are available 😂

Aww Kev 🥲