Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

We didn’t see what Ray did to them but I don’t know why Simo didn’t just leg it across the field when they were outside instead of waiting until they were locked up again to escape. They know there’s a farm next door.

It’s so frustrating. They could have pounced on Ray outside and walloped him with an Emmerdale rock and made a run for it.

Tough one that!

Kev seems to have a softer side whereas John is just a psycho. Would still like to see it though with Robron having a ringside seat.😁

I was just thinking about an interview with the two Bradleys at some awards thing where Vinny Bradley talked about a scene with Kev at the scrapyard that he could barely get through because Chris was so funny but I don’t recall it being shown?

April looks so tiny. She’s full of cold poor thing.

I love Joe’s vocabulary

Sam doesn’t share my love for it

How has Vic got all those cards on the 28th of November?

Laughed at Aaron's 'If Kev comes back he'll be sorry. Trust me' hard man speech. I mean. What did he do when there was three of them facing Kev in a room? Nothing, that's what. 😂

Missed the start. Doesn’t look like I’ve missed much and we’re stuck on the same old merry go round

She looks about 8 tonight. She always sounds like she's got a blocked up nose.

Interesting blouse Laurel

This is a boring episode as usual

Laurel has great observation skills. Ray talking down to April in a menacing voice a few feet from her and she doesn’t even notice.

Is Jason Donovan really that popular these days?

Any dream will do

They are making such a big deal about these Jason Donovan tickets that he must be making an appearance soon.

He's morphed into a Des O'Connor type figure. Cheesy as hell but you wouldn't not have him around 😂

Poor Sam

Oh dear. They've been scammed. Joe to the rescue. I bet he's mates with Jason Donovan.

Is John hacking Tracey’s phone?

Yeah because he's a massive Jason Donovan fan 🤣🤣

As in stalking her not fangirling Jason 🤣

Jason's gonna be in the Christmas edition isnt he?

He'll turn up at the Dingles for Christmas dinner 🤣