Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

I thought I was bad at karaoke! This is painful!

They owe us a Vinny song to make up for that

Which boyband was Billy in in real life? I can’t remember.

"Why not try If I could turn back time?"
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I love Kami! He is priceless ❤️❤️❤️

Ooh new programme ad with Robert James-Collier looks good

I wish they would brighten up these sets

I’m watching it after Emmerdale. There’s a thread in telly addicts about cooper and fry and it does look good

Noah has appeared

I was looking forward to Vinny singing too. Sadly not to be.

Liam the gullible pillock as always

Awww Kev and Lewis are cute together kinda. Kev with the advice

Lewis’s first ever gift from his dad, a rubber band to self harm with

I was thinking about giving it a try 😂

I can’t make head nor tail of Aaron’s reactions to Robert these days. He’s saying one thing but his face tells a different story. I keep waiting for him to explode but then he’s all understanding which is not how he normally is when it comes to Robert.

I suppose it’s only going to take one more cosy chat between Lewis and Kev and they’ll instantly know the truth.

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Usually he’d spot a photo of Emma but Ross is hardly likely to have one on display considering

Fuck me Martin Lewis is singing now

Aw poor Kev!

His singing wasn’t the best but gotta love a trier!

I was confused that it’s C5. Why are ITV advertising it?

I’ve no idea but they do advertise some C5 stuff now

Lewis mentioned to Nicola his birth father had robbed a bank. He’ll surely disclose that piece of info to Kev. Then Kev will say years ago I had a one night stand with a bird who had my baby and she went on to murder someone

DH and I were discussing what the villagers should do to Celia and Ray. Fucking hell, im married to the reincarnation of Torquemada! Doubt it'd run pre watershed.

OMG! Just when I thought Kev couldn't be any more entertaining. His karaoke had me howling with laughter 🤣🤣

Same. I thought it was hilarious 😂