Emmerdale [ITV1 pace] ** NO SPOILERS ** A gun or a stick or a rock versus Kev in a pinny

[TellingBone]

Surely only a be-aproned Kev can save us from the drug fiends? Die valiantly and all that. On Christmas Day.

I must be watching someone else 🤣

He's becoming a parody now.

Has Robert just reused his vows? Oh Robert

So Robron is back on?

They better hope Kev has died when they surface

It was never off.

I'm feeling quite sorry for Kev now. I know he's a psycho but he likes baking and he's won Claudette over so he must have something going for him.

@PrincessScarlett I get lost off with them two lol

Robron ❤️

Sorry Kev your time is up.

Robert must have misheard Kev when he suggested they renewed their vows. He’s reused them

Hospital Thursday is for Kev!

Here we go, Sarah and Jacob

Superdoc Jacob will immediately interpret the scan and be suspicious. Once he spots Ross’s beard the secret is out

Robert is going to have to shag him to death

So Kev isn't going to die as long as he keeps taking his beta blockers. But taking the beta blockers means no action for Kev and Robert.

🤮🤣

This would be a good time for Ray to leave his phone on the table and April’s number to flash up on it

Kev will flipping kill him

Those idiots still wouldn't work it out.

That’s true

Quite enjoying having an April-free episode. Fingers crossed it stays that way.

I see Isabel is already hiding her bump

Aww Aaron you little angel

Isabel???

Is the actress name not Isabel?

Who does she play...I'm not sure on all the actor's name...sorry

Ooh is Ray beginning to crack