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MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

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dillite · 29/10/2025 21:00

Save us. Please.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:36

Crystal's friend is as miserable as she is.

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2025 21:36

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:33

I think the cats was a symptom, he was not comfortable on the sofa when he was told it was a quiet area and he looked nervous in the taxi, think he started to see its parochial and homely despite davide’s exotic accent and showbiz teefs. The cats was the other shoe dropping

I totally missed where in the country Davide lives - where is it?

Pianoaholic · 03/11/2025 21:37

JaquiRussell · 03/11/2025 21:35

🤣😂🤣 Abis no actress is she bless her. Hilarious she was as surprised about what was behind each door as John was 😆

What? Are you suggesting it wasn't her house?!🤣

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:37

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:35

Never heard of that. I’d give it a swerve TBH. Nice idea. Not my jazz though. As the young people say

My daughter loves them so we go quite a bit. It's not a cheap affair either as you pay an entrance fee and then food and drinks.

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Discoprincess6 · 03/11/2025 21:37

So disappointed in Keir.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:37

She does really have a Mardy Bum face!

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:37

Crystal's friend has a face like a slapped arse.

EdithBond · 03/11/2025 21:37

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:34

She even has fake smile lips on the sofa!

lol

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:37

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:35

Reiss, anyone who uses 'myself' like that should be wheeled out and shot.

I was thinking the same! Excited to see Edinburgh though, my favourite city. Would move there in a heartbeat if it wasn't so far away from DH's and my lives.

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:37

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2025 21:36

I totally missed where in the country Davide lives - where is it?

Horsham

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:38

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2025 21:36

I totally missed where in the country Davide lives - where is it?

Horsham, Sussex. It's close to Gatwick, so makes sense.

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dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:38

Discoprincess6 · 03/11/2025 21:37

So disappointed in Keir.

Oi, no politics on this thread!

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:38

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2025 21:36

I totally missed where in the country Davide lives - where is it?

Horsham, an easy train ride to London. Commuterville.

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:38

These two are boring her friend to death with their bickering.

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Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:38

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:37

My daughter loves them so we go quite a bit. It's not a cheap affair either as you pay an entrance fee and then food and drinks.

My daughter would love that. So would drag me in if one was near. 😹

hoxtonbabe · 03/11/2025 21:38

The friend needs to calm down with her attitude, like she’s some bad ass. Please 🙄🙄🙄

RobynRB · 03/11/2025 21:39

That went well

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2025 21:39

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:38

Horsham, Sussex. It's close to Gatwick, so makes sense.

Ah forgot he was cabin crew...so also makes sense you would house share really.

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:39

‘Gym girl’ yuk, sounds like a porn category.
the crystal Leigh is far more attractive than leah, not sure if she’s more natural but
Leah looks like she has way too much shit in her face

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:39

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:37

I was thinking the same! Excited to see Edinburgh though, my favourite city. Would move there in a heartbeat if it wasn't so far away from DH's and my lives.

And didn't have so many fucking steps everywhere!

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RancidRuby · 03/11/2025 21:39

Crystal and Leah back in the same old cycle, boring.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:39

Here we go- we're finally in a better place, so let's rehash the last argument we had in front of our friends and set ourselves right back.
These recurrent arguments are intensely boring

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:39

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:38

Horsham, Sussex. It's close to Gatwick, so makes sense.

Davide is cabin crew isn’t he? They earn beans.

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:39

Davide lives in Horsham but he needs to be near Gatwick.

Keye is being an arse . Lucky he didn’t take him to Crawley

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:40

TitsInAbsentia · 03/11/2025 21:39

Ah forgot he was cabin crew...so also makes sense you would house share really.

Exactly. Keye is such a snob.

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