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MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

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dillite · 29/10/2025 21:00

Save us. Please.

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EdithBond · 03/11/2025 21:40

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:38

These two are boring her friend to death with their bickering.

The friend had the same expression as the cat listening to the other tiff

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:40

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:39

Here we go- we're finally in a better place, so let's rehash the last argument we had in front of our friends and set ourselves right back.
These recurrent arguments are intensely boring

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Yes. Gave up for a while. Snoooze fest. Lured back by the thread 😂

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:40

Leigh is such a debbie downer

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:40

Wot are yor forts?

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:41

My hypothesis is that the mardy friend loves Crystal, so will fight off any woman for her. Even though Crystal would never go there.

hoxtonbabe · 03/11/2025 21:41

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:40

Leigh is such a debbie downer

With equally ridiculous friends.

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:41

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:38

My daughter would love that. So would drag me in if one was near. 😹

There probably is one near you, quietly lurking around the corner.

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RancidRuby · 03/11/2025 21:41

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:40

Wot are yor forts?

Just leave, yous just always bickers.

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:41

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:39

And didn't have so many fucking steps everywhere!

True! We go up every year for the Fringe and always come back a bit fitter from all the step-climbing and ascending uphill roads...

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:42

Piss off with the Christmas ads.

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:42

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:35

Reiss, anyone who uses 'myself' like that should be wheeled out and shot.

Myself can’t stand it when people do that. They think it makes them sound professional or businessy or something . It just sounds wanky and not in a sexy way

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:43

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:41

There probably is one near you, quietly lurking around the corner.

😂😂😂

Happy to live in ignorance

Discoprincess6 · 03/11/2025 21:43

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:38

Oi, no politics on this thread!

Hahahaha have I spelt his name wrong!? Xx

Nofksleft2give · 03/11/2025 21:43

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:39

And didn't have so many fucking steps everywhere!

True, but we do have a fab cat cafe!

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:43

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:41

My hypothesis is that the mardy friend loves Crystal, so will fight off any woman for her. Even though Crystal would never go there.

Mardy friend is like a Prisoner Cellblock H version of Miss Piggy

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:43

Never been to a cat cafe. Between my cat and dogs i have sufficient hair on my clothes and hot beverages

browneyes77 · 03/11/2025 21:44

opencecilgee · 03/11/2025 21:40

Leigh is such a debbie downer

Ere! Don’t use my name in vain 🤣🤣

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:44

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:42

Myself can’t stand it when people do that. They think it makes them sound professional or businessy or something . It just sounds wanky and not in a sexy way

Thus. It makes my teeth itch. Just say me for the love of god

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:45

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:44

Thus. It makes my teeth itch. Just say me for the love of god

lol but then you wouldn’t know myself has ideas above myselve’s station

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:45

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:43

Mardy friend is like a Prisoner Cellblock H version of Miss Piggy

I'm not going to be able to un-see that now. 😂

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:45

browneyes77 · 03/11/2025 21:44

Ere! Don’t use my name in vain 🤣🤣

Snap. Tell me your aged 55/ 60 without telling me 😂😂😂😂

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:45

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:41

True! We go up every year for the Fringe and always come back a bit fitter from all the step-climbing and ascending uphill roads...

One year we went and were walking from the station to the old town. We scaled what felt like 5 billion steps only to turn a mild corner and be presented with ANOTHER BILLION OF STEPS! Thank goodness by the I was 5 gins in and the pain was more forgettable.

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murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:46

I do love a castle nearly as much as I love a pyramid.

Where is Reiss's carer?

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:46

He loves a castle almost as much as he loves a pyramid. The man needs to go on Mastermind.

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RobynRB · 03/11/2025 21:46

Oh dear God, noooo

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