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MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

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dillite · 29/10/2025 21:00

Save us. Please.

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murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:31

dillite · 03/11/2025 22:30

He would be doing it in the buff too whilst making about 100 innuendos

And we'd all watch it, you know it.

StaySpicy · 03/11/2025 22:32

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 22:30

I only ever saw the odd episode when it was on originally. I read that they're bringing it back.

It was terrible. But incredibly watchable. Seems to be a theme...

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:32

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:31

And we'd all watch it, you know it.

Yeah, I'd watch that.

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 22:32

StaySpicy · 03/11/2025 22:32

It was terrible. But incredibly watchable. Seems to be a theme...

Putting it on before MAFS? They know their audience 😂

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 22:33

So CC tomorrow then I assume it's the final dinner party on Wednesday and vows next week?

StaySpicy · 03/11/2025 22:33

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 22:32

Putting it on before MAFS? They know their audience 😂

Dammit!! 🤣

hoxtonbabe · 03/11/2025 22:34

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:31

And we'd all watch it, you know it.

😂😂😂

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 22:35

Pianoaholic · 03/11/2025 22:30

Terrorising profiteroles!

Or televising them 😂

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 22:35

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:19

In real life it seems to be a lot easier to dump the previous kid and make a new one...

This is very true. A tale as old as time. Matey needs to get his head out of his arse and crack on with that new baby.
if he and Reiss time it properly they can have a Scottish one at the same time, baby mafs twins

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:37

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 22:35

This is very true. A tale as old as time. Matey needs to get his head out of his arse and crack on with that new baby.
if he and Reiss time it properly they can have a Scottish one at the same time, baby mafs twins

The beige baby and the tartan baby would make MAFS history, like castles and ... stuff.

PerfectYear321 · 03/11/2025 22:38

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:39

Here we go- we're finally in a better place, so let's rehash the last argument we had in front of our friends and set ourselves right back.
These recurrent arguments are intensely boring

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Does anyone actually care about Leah and Leigh?
Leigh is so cold and they seem so stand-offish with each other.
Who bloody cares about them?

Please write leave!

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:38

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 22:35

Or televising them 😂

I can see him naked under an open backed apron, hands aloft shouting "I am going to televise your profiteroles!"

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 22:41

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:37

The beige baby and the tartan baby would make MAFS history, like castles and ... stuff.

We need to claim this: Tartan and Beige Baby MAFS Twins ©️

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:43

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:38

I can see him naked under an open backed apron, hands aloft shouting "I am going to televise your profiteroles!"

I think you're thinking about this a tad too much!

EdithBond · 03/11/2025 22:43

PerfectYear321 · 03/11/2025 22:38

Does anyone actually care about Leah and Leigh?
Leigh is so cold and they seem so stand-offish with each other.
Who bloody cares about them?

Please write leave!

They also have distance issues.

In fact, do any of the couples live in the same region? Other than Keye and Davide?

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:44

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 22:41

We need to claim this: Tartan and Beige Baby MAFS Twins ©️

Put them together and you get the Mafs Burberry babies.

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:46

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:43

I think you're thinking about this a tad too much!

I definitely am. I started HRT last month, so I can see the point in men again now, just about. Well, imaginary ones at least!

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:47

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:44

Put them together and you get the Mafs Burberry babies.

Goes very well with Bluebell. I approve.

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:47

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:46

I definitely am. I started HRT last month, so I can see the point in men again now, just about. Well, imaginary ones at least!

Fair enough, but if you start thinking Steven is hot, step away from the meds.

thenightsky · 03/11/2025 22:48

Who is this person?

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:48

And towards the other meds.

dillite · 03/11/2025 22:49

thenightsky · 03/11/2025 22:48

Who is this person?

Crystal's equally stuck up friend.

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EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 22:49

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:47

Fair enough, but if you start thinking Steven is hot, step away from the meds.

I'd rather listen to Dean rap in an echo chamber. Never!

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 22:51

murasaki · 03/11/2025 22:44

Put them together and you get the Mafs Burberry babies.

Yes 👊🏽 myself is very much enamoured by this

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