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MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

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dillite · 29/10/2025 21:00

Save us. Please.

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dillite · 03/11/2025 21:31

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:29

So in a cat cafe it’s wall to wall cats?

Weird

All the ones I have been to the cats just sleep and ignore your entire existence. That's if they even decide to be in the same room as you are in.

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irogolem · 03/11/2025 21:31

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:30

Good grief, Keye, stop being such an arse! You don't like cats, we get it, but the strop was just ridiculous.

Actually he seems like he's scared of cats, but he could have communicated that differently if so.

He’s definitely scared of them as far as I can tell. He should just say that

EmeraldShamrock000 · 03/11/2025 21:31

irogolem · 03/11/2025 21:26

Keye is snobby isn’t he

Yes, he is being difficult and snobby.

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:31

hoxtonbabe · 03/11/2025 21:26

Is she? 😮

No but she looks like she's had a fair bit of work.

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:31

I did not think it would be cats that broke love's youngish dream on this show.

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:32

I don't understand why he had to take him to a cat cafe if he has 2 cats at home. So they left a small flat with 2 in just to be in a room with 8? Was he expecting more drama from Keye at the flat and had to up the ante?

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:32

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:29

And we thought it was about bakeries when it's actually all about the cats!

Gails is crap , and owned by venture capitalist wanker Luke something. So nothing to brag about.

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:32

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:31

I did not think it would be cats that broke love's youngish dream on this show.

I've been waiting for Something but I did not have cats on my bingo card.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:32

He's hurt Davide's felines feelings now

TheFinePrintess · 03/11/2025 21:32

Wow, Keye has certainly done a 180 tonight!

TheFinePrintess · 03/11/2025 21:33

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 03/11/2025 21:32

He's hurt Davide's felines feelings now

You see it’s times like this we NEED the 🤣 emoji!

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:33

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:31

All the ones I have been to the cats just sleep and ignore your entire existence. That's if they even decide to be in the same room as you are in.

The cats are owned by the cafe owner?

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:33

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:31

I did not think it would be cats that broke love's youngish dream on this show.

Isn't it a pounce or flounce of cats as a collective noun?
GAY!

menopausalfart · 03/11/2025 21:33

I imagine Keye is lovely as long as he's in the right environment. True colours are showing now.

dapsnotplimsolls · 03/11/2025 21:33

TheFinePrintess · 03/11/2025 21:32

Wow, Keye has certainly done a 180 tonight!

Keye is not impressed with Davide's flat. Snobby twat.

Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:33

I think the cats was a symptom, he was not comfortable on the sofa when he was told it was a quiet area and he looked nervous in the taxi, think he started to see its parochial and homely despite davide’s exotic accent and showbiz teefs. The cats was the other shoe dropping

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:34

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:32

I don't understand why he had to take him to a cat cafe if he has 2 cats at home. So they left a small flat with 2 in just to be in a room with 8? Was he expecting more drama from Keye at the flat and had to up the ante?

Yeah, that didn't really make sense. I think he was trying to gauge Keye's attitude to cats, but it would have made far more sense just to introduce him to his.

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:34

She even has fake smile lips on the sofa!

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:34

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:33

The cats are owned by the cafe owner?

Usually they are rescue cats who are either looking for a home or the cafe now is their home.

We have another bland box.

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Mangetoutmangetouti · 03/11/2025 21:35

Urgh these houses. The bland leading the bland.
bore off

murasaki · 03/11/2025 21:35

Reiss, anyone who uses 'myself' like that should be wheeled out and shot.

Donttellempike · 03/11/2025 21:35

dillite · 03/11/2025 21:34

Usually they are rescue cats who are either looking for a home or the cafe now is their home.

We have another bland box.

Never heard of that. I’d give it a swerve TBH. Nice idea. Not my jazz though. As the young people say

JaquiRussell · 03/11/2025 21:35

🤣😂🤣 Abis no actress is she bless her. Hilarious she was as surprised about what was behind each door as John was 😆

TinselAngel · 03/11/2025 21:36

ruethewhirl · 03/11/2025 21:34

Yeah, that didn't really make sense. I think he was trying to gauge Keye's attitude to cats, but it would have made far more sense just to introduce him to his.

Maybe his are in a cattery.

EveryMeandEveryYou · 03/11/2025 21:36

What is this girls' eyebrow game doing? I can't stop looking at them.

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