MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

Awww Debbie Gibson :) It was my friend Debbie's birthday on the 1st. She's fab and so Debbie's are all good in my eyes until they show me they aren't ^^

Davide just needs a nice cat lover. Keye is a snobby nightmare.

why aren't you counting the kittens, WHY?

Leigh's friend is so Romford 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

it's an hour flight though roughly. really not long.

As if Romford needed a worse reputation

Internet is great

The pan to the face cat was deffo the best cat there. Closely followed by the Bowie cat.

That actually is April without a wig, surely?

Yes if he really liked her!
I really can’t for the life of me understand why the question of distance isn’t asked at interviews by the ixperts! Rebecca and Bailey are stuck between a rock and a hard place! Feel sorry for them.
Leisha just wants marriage and kids doesn’t care who with she’s just desperate. As soon as filming is over Reiss will be off especially if he listens to mummy.
Leigh and Leah won’t last.
Ikea acted like a spoilt brat his true colours are showing! Proper attention seeker it won’t last !
Abi and John too good to be true it’s sickening.
Nelly and Ratboy Nuff said !

Who cares about the distance issues with these two? They clearly don't fancy each other. It's like two girls who wouldn't even be friends if they weren't lesbians. Leigh's stern look is enough to turn anyone off

I fear that Keye is developing the ick…

lol I said the same and if Leisha has anymore fillers her face will explode! It reminds me of a satellite dish it’s getting wider !!

Crystal's dour faced friend reminded me of the characters in The House.

The poor cats will be in a pot on the hob ! Keye the kitty boiler !

If I were Davide, after Keyes reaction to the cats and his with boozy brunches. I certainly wouldn't be leaving my 3 with him in a high rise apartment whilst I was away with work🙀
It sadly doesn't bode well for them

At the very least he'd 'accidentally' leave the door open, and the main door to the outside. At the worst.....

Crystal's dour friend is more this for me but I've never seen The House. Odd they have the same skin texture.

I don't know a single Debbie or Deborah

🤣

I think Keye and Davide could work, largely because Davide would get a break away 3 times a month, from the sounds of it.
I don't know if Keye would handle that separation if there wasn't Cat Threat at Davide's flat. He'll probably make do considering, while he basks in Gails or at The Table or even The Rusty Rabbit as he so pleases, in his metropolitan cat free zone of wonder. The Keye that got the cream, perhaps.

To be fair I wouldn't want Grace explaining feminism to me, she seems like the type who's feminism includes women with willies, calling mothers chest feeders and gestating parents 😶

I don't really see much of Ash's sexism either, but Grace seriously needs to lighten up and realise that not everything is said with a hidden misogynistic agenda.

Can we quickly fill up the thread

30 second break

Mumsnet, don't lock me out

Grace isn’t a Barbie on a quad bike that’s for sure…