MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

Neither would I. Ratboy missed the point that she had checked it was a verified account, had been added to his favourites or responded to with a yes that very day and that no one knows who he is so it is highly unlikely anyone else would go through the trouble of impersonating him to line him up with women to shag...
The only person likely to be doing that, Ratboy, is yaow.

The frantic concentration as he deleted his account was ridiculous. If he is stupid enough to do that on camera he should be fired and put on benefits for life for all of our safety.

Rat boy has the look of a bloke that likes to hang out late at night, up ladders, hanging flags upside down.

Steven is hilarious! He’s a one man comedy show 🤣

John looks like a puffin.

Genuine question - does anyone else watch this and wonder about STIs? If that Steven is at it here there and everywhere, even with using condoms if I were Nelly I’d be seriously worried. And I bet they don’t all use condoms either.

I am loving the home stays; they have brought a bit of reality to the situation and some important new information such as:

Crystal would like a new house (maybe if they make her a new ixpert for the next series, she can buy one;
Bailey is not quite the alpha Bec hoped for and likes to pretend play a pink ukulele in his tiny flat in his spare time;
Nelly may have the moral high ground but who cares when Ratboy is bringing the drama;
Abi and John and families are so neutral they all need to move to Switzerland;
and Leo and his mates need to set up a company as nightclub bouncers and all stop trying to have girlfriends at all.

Agree… I think they all need a detox too; so much booze going down

🤣🤣🤣

To be fair we'll all need a detox too after it ends!

This series is really, honestly the absolute pits. Not a single one has a decent personality. MAFSAUS better bring it this year to make up for this lukewarm, borefest

Same I don’t even know what colour it is

Can a face powder manufacturer sponsor them next year?

The clip for tonight’s show showing Rebecca’s mum saying ‘ I want you to be happy but happy here’ or something is all very odd, as a parent of adult children I would never dream of encouraging them to stay living where I am or where they grew up.

Also it was quite funny seeing Rebecca trying to style out her obvious disappointment and shock that Bailey lives in a bland little rental above some shops 🫠

Yes she is never ever going to move out of a house she built to her own spec, near her family and job to live with Bailey and his ukelele.
Which rhymes!
I can feel a Dean rap coming on...

Bailey is de season's only unicorn
We knowz dat he really turned de rhombus on
She woz so happy with his knitwear stylez
But now she's seen his flat she gonna run for milez

I built my gaff
To move is a faff
And my alpha male don't drink in a spoons
Or use a ukulele for his tunes
It's Liverpool or bust
You won't see me for dust.

I don’t understand those type of parents either. Yes you’ll miss your child when they move away but you can’t keep them shackled to you forever and it’s not even as if she is leaving the country!

I was searching for this comment

My name is Bailey
And I play the ukulele
I live in Hove
And I just can't rove
Up north to Liverpool
As my kid's in school
And I brew da beer
So I'm staying right here.

Becca n' Bailey sittin' in a tree
He likes to play da ukelele
She thinks botox is where her forehead is at
He isn't sure what he finks 'bout dat

He want to stay home and do brewin' all day
But Becca finks dat is a wack way to be pay
She wanna keep him lock'd in her mansion in da 'pool
As long as he can getz his likkle Bluebell to da school

Found you guys

I'm watching last night's now, having skipped bits of the last two

Crystal is a bit of work but leah is disrespectful tbh

John seems unhinged and terrifying and abigail should run

Bailey's place isnt very alpha sorry

Have grace and Ashley left? She ruined that, sorry, 100%, she could've had a decent man on her arm

Sick of Steven and nelly - what are they staying for, they're going nowhere

So glad not to see Julia ruth on my screen though

I am raised on dysfunction so I know i am being weird but nelly's family seem weird and too close

Becca and Bailey are a bit pointless. They may get on but they live very different lifestyles (suspect that Bailey gave it all that about a glam lifestyle but the reality is that he's a bit ordinary and doesn't have much money, which Rebecca will struggle with as she's made a fortune injecting the foreheads of Liverpool).

He can't afford her at all 😭

He needs to spend more money on toys for his kid, I can imagine what his ex must think

Obsessed with Steven being caught being on hinge by the bestie after matching with her 😭😭

And trying to deny it 😭