MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

Surely he was on his phone while they were talking so he could go "oh look, my account's deleted, so how could it be me?"

Err... you just logged in and cancelled your account?

Just me wondering how that wasn't mentioned? I hate the edit sometimes, leaves too many questions.

Thank goodness for Nellys flatmate

He was definitely on his phone deleting his account.

April's subconscious is screaming at her that if she had kids with this man their kids would have cuboids for heads.

Urgh.

I have put on S4 of The Witcher and I love how in the recap they have done lots of creative editing to hide Henry's face. as if we don't remember what the original Witcher looked like.

Like Lego people

I dont watch it but I did see the guardian describe Hemsworth's performance as like that of a bollard in a wig, which made me chuckle.

Appears he’s used that ploy before: “Look, I’m locked out”.

And he used his football pic 😐

The bollard would have more charisma

So do I! And when men describe women as “this one”, even when ‘well-meant’.

Quick sign her up for next series she’d kick ass!

I wouldn't say she was being stupid. She was just asking the question

And writhed around like he'd been shot
Also seems the type to throw a sneaky elbow out

Or grab some testicles.

I reckon Steven was looking at his watch as he had a hook up lined up in Manchester.

Out of interest, how does one do the penis magic trick? 😆

t towel with a wooden spoon held in the top corner one side and then you push the long part into the centre of the towel :) have fun

Thanks for explaining the penis magic; I was wondering…

When Steven got up and walked out, I was waiting for him to start up with the swears… lololol. He is definitely consistent.

And I understood Leo’s rabbit in the headlights persona slightly better after meeting his sister and mum. His mum cried when he said it wasn’t working; not about you mum! Also them both wittering, ‘this could be you last chance ever!’. Are they simple?

I finally caught up - got way behind.

so happy Crystal and Leah are getting on now

Grace is such hard work and looks like she’s going to have a complete breakdown at any second. I felt sorry for Ash.

I’m totally fed up of April and Leo. Just go home.

Now I just need to catch up on all the threads 😬

Leo’s mum & sis are as desperate as he is to have a GF. Pretty manipulative to say April is his one & ONLY chance?! Maybe it is b’cos nobody ever stays with him. I think we’ve all had a too nice, I want what you want, overly generous, puppy dog BF - & run a mile!

Leigh has changed her tune overnight b’cos she’s liking Leah’s nice lifestyle & 3 bed detached house. Except it’s a rental /airbnb too!

I wouldn't have a clue what the Hinge interface looks like tbh. I wouldn't be able to tell it apart from any other dating app just on sight. So I wouldn't say it was a stupid question.

She has done this twice, definitely giving Leo mixed messages.