MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

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I know someone might give out to me but I’m curious to know what caused the scars on Ash and Nelly’s mum!

i feel ike I’ve missed an episode ? Ash and Grace - did they leave ?

Not yet

Steven deleting his Hinge account in a totally subtle way...

Am just on the house swap episode now and no sign of ash and grace so I was confused. It’s been quite a number of days since last episode

It looked like they were calling it quits post dinner party, but I guess we'll see today.

I just got to the end of the catch up episode. Looks like they’ll be on tonight’s snow show.

I hope he has. I cannot watch the 'experts' talking shit to him.

Jumping back in though haven't seen all of last night's yet. Is it commitment ceremony tonight?

More home-stays I think.

Ah OK, it's home stays. Good, I don't think my nerves are up to a cc tonight. Oh, but we get more of Grace crying. Great.

keye has a posh pad

guessing didnt get rich from working for The Crown Estate

Reiss' turn for the paedo glasses.

Evening all! Missed last night, so been catching up!
Leisha is scary. If Reiss has a bunny he should hide it!

Reiss has no intention of letting rhombus move in

Leisha is batshit. Photos of her everywhere, er no.

Is Leisha drunk?

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How strange that they have the ice rink to themselves!

Still can't think about Romford without thinking about Iain Stirlings pronunciation from Love Island, Kem and Olivia Atwood season back in the day. RROM-fud😂

Is that Reiss' house or another rental she is planning on "zhuzhing"?

Crystal and Leah seem to be getting on well. Slow burn I reckon.

Crystal borrowed her dad's clothes.

Is she ever sober?

Another practically empty house!!

Tell me, what kind of straight bachelor has a crushed velvet headboard? I mean... it's that genuinely a thing? Plus, absolutely zero stuff in there. No alarm clock, no pictures, no books on the bedside table (not even a colouring book).

Like bollocks that's his house.