MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

🤣

How embarrassing that his dating profile picture is in football kit. He's not a footballer any more.

Yep me too. Sounds like a man protesting too much.
hes trying to delete his account whilst they’re talking about it

Ratted out.

Finally. Finally.

It looks like they've taken home styling tips from the cast of Mafs Oz. I am fascinated by their sterile homes.

Yeah you’ve got more than one phone rat boy

As if someone would go to the effort of pretending to be Steven.

Know it well?! Of course he does it's 2025. You could be on social media and know what the Hinge interface looks like 🙄
Ratboy is awful but her friend was a bit stupid there

Flatmate is FEISTY!

She’s great!!

He wants to hit Lucy. And looking at his watch wasn't subtle

I don’t think many of them are likely to have books though.

In his sexy footie kit.

Well done Nelly AT LAST 👏

From 10 years ago

Everytime he’s caught out, Steven runs out of the room.

Looks like Ash lives in an old peoples home

I forgot about Grace and Ashley 😬

Reiss looking hot with a bit of stubble.

I bet he dived for penalties when he was a poundshop footballer.

Just like any proper footballer. Stubs his toe and plays dead like a possum.

And has a big old swear.

It's scary how easily Stephen lies. Unless he's been given a spectacularly bad edit...

He's the Essex Neymar.

But without the talent that went with that particular ham actor.

Oi, that's the latest fashion in Wales!