MAFS #12 NO SPOILERS. The mugs are getting muggier whilst farting dogs keep blindsighting us. Accountability is yet to be taken, and backs are not being had. The same old arguments are on repeat, self-relfection accountability and thrush galore.

[dillite]

Save us. Please.

I mean so were Leo’s friends, but April got pissy when they said it wouldn’t work

I hate the Angela Rippon advert

That's because only she's allowed to say that

So the Argos ad is going to be in every bloody ad break from now until Christmas like that Amazon one with the singing janitor and the tuxedo jacket last year.

Am I the only person who doesn't think that relationships should be 'worked on' if they are this difficult in the early stages? I l know they're supposed to be married, but COME ON!

Leo's mum and sister were ridiculous. Is this why his relationship history is so bad?

It's surprising that they can afford it

That’s a big glass of rosé

My kinda glass 😉

Jesus Christ, that wine glass looks like it has the capacity of Brian Potter’s vase

Crystal obviously needs as much wine in her as possible

It's never going to work.

Surely they’ll shag now.

Couple of rose petals and she’s swayed

Honestly I’ll take it over that damn pepto bismol advert 😖😖

Leigh likes the house. It offers security, it’s sad really.

Enter Ratboy stage left.

One woman guy my arse.

They should be after all that wine

No suitcase for Ratboy; no intention of staying

But Nelly, you compared Ratboy to Bailey. What's the difference?

Ooh, Lucy PI in the house.

I'm so glad Bailey's sister was so blunt: "I would be so angry if you moved away [from your daughter]"

I hate "I like the girl".

What are we showing here?

Busted!