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MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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Dillite2 · 19/10/2025 21:23

We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

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Donttellempike · 19/10/2025 21:45

browneyes77 · 19/10/2025 21:42

Ashley and Grace are just not suited at all. They should just call it quits.

In fact I don’t think anyone is suited to Grace.

She said herself at the beginning in her VT, that she’s had loads of relationships and situationships and none have worked out and she ‘can’t understand why’.

Well I can Grace.

Ashley isn’t perfect (nobody is), but she is just such hard work. You’d be walking on eggshells around her all the time.

Edited

She seems to be looking to be offended.

Ans vaguely surprised to be on the show

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2025 21:45

Dillite2 · 19/10/2025 21:44

The way that Davide is reacting is how I would react to raccoons.

Im a sloth lass myself! If someone took me to feed sloths I would be beside myself!

Dillite2 · 19/10/2025 21:46

That's agile, you twit.

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browneyes77 · 19/10/2025 21:46

FirstCuppa · 19/10/2025 21:41

Grace pointed out that he makes everything fall on her, he said he didn't, she gave an example from that morning which they showed where he said they argued because she was being a dick, he seems to be denying it and looking like he wants to cry. Instead of reflecting on why that might have annoyed her he is now saying she needs a "perfect" man and that can never happen so she will have to suck it up or he'll walk.

I think his issue was that she didn’t bring it up at the time.

She laughed it off, so he thought she’d understood he was just having banter.

But she’s then brought it up during the task, so he feels a bit blindsided from it.

murasaki · 19/10/2025 21:46

Team April. It's a basic word, mullet boy.

snoooze · 19/10/2025 21:46

“Otters like to hold hands so they don’t drift away from their partners”

Best not tell Leisha that

Donttellempike · 19/10/2025 21:46

Leo’s a bit thick. That’s April’s main issue I think

hoxtonbabe · 19/10/2025 21:46

Awwww, these two and the otters make me want to meet someone… but then no doubt when we get to T1000 I will remember why I can’t be arsed!

FirstCuppa · 19/10/2025 21:47

Oh dear, well yes, April, I see now. That level of twittedness would annoy me too.

murasaki · 19/10/2025 21:47

Your bum is not really the best answer here....

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2025 21:47

Oh dear Leo. Puddle deep

Dillite2 · 19/10/2025 21:47

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2025 21:45

Im a sloth lass myself! If someone took me to feed sloths I would be beside myself!

Yes! And sloths! There were sloths at Chester and I squeeled.

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FirstCuppa · 19/10/2025 21:47

He is like a giant rubber carrot. A dog chew one or something that just squeaks now and then.

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2025 21:48

Anyone who wakes up singing next to me is dead

murasaki · 19/10/2025 21:48

Whereas Bailey made a funny bum and boobs reference while knowing it wasn't the kind of answer needed. So snuck in a compliment while then talking about her personality. Pretty well played.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2025 21:48

Dillite2 · 19/10/2025 21:47

Yes! And sloths! There were sloths at Chester and I squeeled.

They are the best! Im gonna retire and go to Costa Rica to work in the sloth sanctuary. Dreams!

Dillite2 · 19/10/2025 21:48

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2025 21:48

Anyone who wakes up singing next to me is dead

Here here. They would lose their tongue on the spot.

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EmeraldShamrock000 · 19/10/2025 21:48

browneyes77 · 19/10/2025 21:46

I think his issue was that she didn’t bring it up at the time.

She laughed it off, so he thought she’d understood he was just having banter.

But she’s then brought it up during the task, so he feels a bit blindsided from it.

She definitely tends to catastrophe a problem. Ashley is trying.
Tbh I'd be worried going into a maternity hospital and have Grace as my midwife, DH might be murdered if he said the wrong thing.

RebeccaDecember · 19/10/2025 21:49

So bored of some of these couples. Can we just see more otters please?

dapsnotplimsolls · 19/10/2025 21:49

I missed otters? FFS.

Ash and Grace have very different senses of humour. Hard to move beyond that.

murasaki · 19/10/2025 21:49

So JR likes him lying down where the height isn't an issue. Nice.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 19/10/2025 21:49

FirstCuppa · 19/10/2025 21:47

He is like a giant rubber carrot. A dog chew one or something that just squeaks now and then.

Excellent description. I love your witty comments. 😆

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2025 21:49
Performing Arts Dancing GIF

So fed up of JR

JaquiRussell · 19/10/2025 21:50

😂🤣😆😂 Its the height but everyone's the same height laying down eh Julia-Ruth!!
Pathetic! 🤣

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 19/10/2025 21:50

JaneJeffer · 19/10/2025 21:49

So fed up of JR

🤣🤣

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