MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

JR giving me Deirdre Barlow in 1980s vibes

These two are so ill matched. Please depart forever from our screens, you bring nothing to them.

'You're too short but I'll still shag you'. Nice.

Too many pacts going on. Not the point of the show, cast!

I guess we are all the same height when we are horizontal after all!

So JR can slag Divarni off because of his height, and the ixperts say nothing?

Yet Sarah got continual bollockings?

Ok then 🙄

is he shorter than her or something because she keeps waffling on about his height,

JR is a manipulator of the highest order and Div is getting tied up in knots.

I think he’s about her height, maybe a bit taller.

Didn't someone describe them as 'pedo glasses'? Or was that on the BB thread?!

Oi. I’ll have nothing said about those glasses! I can’t stand her but I like those glasses, I have a collection of massive sized retro style glasses.

😋

They are 100% pedo/ seedy porn producer glasses. Only worn and liked by twats.

I dare someone to put 'pedo glasses' in the next thread title ...

<note to self: burn all 80’s photos I’m wearing glasses in>

Tut, it's paedo glasses.

If a pair of glasses won't look out of place on Terry Richardson, they are pedo glasses

Leigh: “I can see all the effort you’ve put in”

It’s a bit of fruit and some cheese gal. Calm down 😂

I have made a mental note

I’d want to be wearing my jacket properly on a boat in case it blew off.

That’s what I thought. I’m sure if he looked like Bernie Ecclestone with that level of cash she wouldn’t be bothered about his height/looks/age or crap sex

I’m rooting for Crystal and Leah

I'm just quoting others 😁

Has Crystal let a baby finger slip in do we think? There was a little smirk from Leigh at the words "you're a little bit more open now I think"

This is like final dates, early

Please check your temperature. You appear to be falling gravely ill.

Sorry, my inner pedant made a break for freedom. Nelly should learn from it.