MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Oh not that bloody salted caramel vodka again🤣

I thought you drank that last week 😂

Wise words you say

Amanda Holden is older than Mel 😆

Just goes to show Ash can think before he speaks, he just chooses not to with Grace.

No, couldn’t bring myself to drink it 🤣

Left it unopened on top of the fridge for exceptionally desperate times 😂😂

That Fairy power spray is a con. I bought it and spayed it on the pan and waited, but no little fairy baby came to clean it and I still had to clean it myself! Mis-sold!

Gonna need a new thread for the rest of this blow out! I think Maeve is going to have a few Q's for Ash, and Grace here!

Haha. Well I suppose she has all the botox and Mel has had cancer, so.... Mel looks fab anyway tonight.

Anyone gonna start a thread?

Excellent marriage guidance there, Mel. "Your husband has gone away and you don't know how he feels about you? Let's ask all his friends!"

Pepto bismol!
I actually like this advert now!

It would be mean if me to suggest my money would be in a 77 year old man as I have no idea of your fighting capabilities, but I'd watch a live stream....

Nelly is absolutely pathetic.

Well don’t get too ahead of yourself. Div writing stay and wanting to throw the remote at the tv might just be the desperate time you need it

Maeve being subtly guided out of the building....

Maeve being subtly guided out of the building....

Multi post!!

Maeve being subtly guided out of the building....

Joe and Sarah!!!

Good shout, Maeve.

Oh boo.

Hang on though, if she chooses leave, they'd still need to have Joe's decision...

Another attempted manouvre out by the icksperts...
Bye-bye Hun!
Dammit.

For fucks sake Maeve!

Here's the new thread https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/telly_addicts/5431307-mafs-10-no-spoilers-and-so-the-time-has-come-julia-ruth-is-about-to-be-roasted-by-the-fire-we-have-our-salted-caramel-vodka-shots-we-have-our-paedo-glasses-at-the-ready-the-boring-ones-will-watch-in-awe-the-real-ones-will-fight

Same! The jingle is just too catchy, even if it's terrible.
I spotted a bottle in my parents bathroom earlier today and started singing the tune to myself 😂
Bring back more advert jingles