MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

Mel really trying to heavily hint, I think she's had enough of that from Joe

Here they go, throwing Ash under the bus!!!

Grace knows

I do pop up to Brum reasonably frequently, I can just collect it in person.

The gap is Joe has fucked off , you’re welcome ixperts

Come on Ash, be honest.

Here they go reeling Ash in, opening it up to the grouop

Tbf he is at a close family member funeral following a bereavement and she’s gone pure insecure on him , this isn’t the right time so it’s nae wonder he’s backing away from the lassie.

I don’t think they’re right for each other but I do love that she’s put on her serious and sophisticated look and outfit tonight to meet the sombre mood .

come on Ash, times up.

Because despite their claims they don't watch much they clearly know that he knows what she doesn't know...

My dad will race you to get it and send it on to me....

That was quite tactically done, Ash

It's the first 'throwing under the bus' of the series!

apropos of nothing but Mel looks lovely tonight.

It’s this Hotel Chocolat one 😉

Ash did ok there, he didn't totally betray Joe by repeating him but did give a clear steer. Tricky for him, but he did fine i think.

Totally agree.

🤣🤣🤣

She looks great, but very much like a youngish aunt of Amanda Holden.

Tell him he will have to fight me for it first

Yeah he was really tactful, I wonder how she’s gonna take it 😳

It is on Joe though, as Ash pointed out, he should have been saying that to Maeve, not him. Or at least once he did say it to Ash he should have realised he had to say it to her before leaving. He's the one who dropped Ash in it.

We've gone from condoms to Vaporub. Hmmm.

Yeah, that was really well done. Impressed.

Yes, her hair down and wavy really softens her face. She looks a bit severe when her hair is scraped back.