MAFS THREAD 9- NO SPOILERS. We are half-way there and yet no end in sight. The same old arguments arise, no new dramas, and just lies. Care bare is no more, Sarah's free to breathe alone. There are too many couples and not enough life.

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We really need to have something good happen on the show. Coming up with thread titles is getting harder and harder and ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IS HAPPENING.

I don’t think I listen to Div properly because I’m always distracted by the way the light hits off his face and I’m just sitting here thinking someone needs to paint a portrait of him.

Knowing these two it could have been about a bag of potatos. Or a wet fart.

Is "muggy" the new in word? They've said it at least 3 times in the show already!

mug mug muggy.

respect. Disrespect. On a loop. Ad nauseum. Ad Infinitum.

oh. And please meet( drumroll ) accountable

He does have gorgeous angles

Has anyone yet said anything they love about anyone? Seems like they're all just ripping each other to bits!

Boring as though

I'd like to hear Steven attempt that bit of the task.

Grace is controlling, she has got a point, but she needs to allow him be himself too.

Grace pointed out that he makes everything fall on her, he said he didn't, she gave an example from that morning which they showed where he said they argued because she was being a dick, he seems to be denying it and looking like he wants to cry. Instead of reflecting on why that might have annoyed her he is now saying she needs a "perfect" man and that can never happen so she will have to suck it up or he'll walk.

I will go first. I love that............ Nope. I have nothing.

I hope they have security at the ready for Sreven.

3 things i (dont) love about Steven:
Your ratty face
Your skinny sockless ankles
Your T1000 stare

Ashley and Grace are just not suited at all. They should just call it quits.

In fact I don’t think anyone is suited to Grace.

She said herself at the beginning in her VT, that she’s had loads of relationships and situationships and none have worked out and she ‘can’t understand why’.

Well I can Grace.

Ashley isn’t perfect (nobody is), but she is just such hard work. You’d be walking on eggshells around her all the time.

Your nail on a blackboard voice

simmering rage , general air of contempt. I could go on

Can't he smell the animals?

Oh Keye, that's sweet.

Oh I love otters 😍

I want to feed otters!

Ah so NOW they say the good bits...

💯

The way that Davide is reacting is how I would react to raccoons.

Omg!! That would be amazing! Adore these two & the otters 🦦

The otters are all otterly loving on each other a l'otter

I really hope that they make it.
I think they will.