EastEnders: the SPOILERS thread!

[Southeastdweller]

Welcome to the EastEnders spoilers thread, where we post and talk about any EE spoilers we've read about, including those in early release episodes on iPlayer.

Link below to watch episodes on BBC iPlayer - these are usually dropped at 6am on broadcast days - and you can read brief synopses of upcoming episodes:

www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006m86d

I thought the fruit bowl was a present from Oscar ( what with him helping on his Uncle Pe-Ah stall ) he could've just gathered up some stock .
When he looked at her he probably thought :

"Well if you don;t LIKE oranges just SAY "
Or :
"Traitorous Bitch . Us Beales sell the fruit round here , she must've got that from <gasp> another shop "

Oscar - take a tip mate . Bar of Galaxy

Jasmine is up to no good next week, having a nosey in someone else’s (password protected) medical history at the GP surgery,

Oh I forgot the non existent GP surgery is back. Since this is where Ant-nee is working perhaps she is linked to him after all. Yawn. It’s so hard to care when they are both such poor actors.

Hilarious that we’ve barely heard mention of the surgery since that other GP left (can’t remember her name, she had a fling with Ravi) and now suddenly it’s up and running. The entire Panesar business empire is like no other: the call centre went up in flames and no-one mentions it, the pest control business has vanished as well without comment.

Oh yes the very elegant GP who was married to Ranveer .
She drove a huge SUV and did Home Visits in high heeled shoes .
Then , puff of smoke gone .

There was another GP who came to see Lola when she was on End of Life Care .

So either Jasmine gets a job at the surgery (unlikely as she hasn't got the pre requisite details like ID) or Ant-nee is the new Doctor and clueless with the IT system and security

Haha! Going to work seems to be optional on The Square aswell. Only people who run pubs are ever at work.

Jack & Callum never seem to work unsociable hours and are always miraculously free to give informal completely unethical advice to their neighbours.

Nigel’s Mrs works in a school in a new job while caring for Nige full time and getting endless days off (presumably in her probation period) to attend hospital / the police station etc. Right!

And good luck getting your car serviced in Walford, because Phil closes the garage at the drop of a hat.

Of course, nearly everyone owns a business that can’t passably make any money , so I suppose there’s that.

Gotta love Walford! 15 hour working weeks and no childcare costs because of the magic kiddy cupboard / it being absolutely fine to leave young children playing unsupervised upstairs in a pub for hours on end.🤣

Is this where Jasmine is magically able to infiltrate the system and pull up the notes where she finds out Zoe/Cindy (???!) is her muvver, or when she finds out she's a twin...

doof doof doof doof doof

Living in the Vic is perilous. Random people just walk upstairs and pop in to the sitting room. No privacy. Constant pub noise too.

Zoe mentioned cctv to Kat , but it’s not cheap and she has already dropped 3k on a PI who told them nothing about her boy.

A few people have fallen down the stairs at the Vic and ended up in hospital. People in and out , going up the on the roof , it is indeed a perilous place and cursed!

Antnee mentioned a job didn’t he, then Howie gave him evils and nothing since.
The GP surgery was always empty in the days of Ravi’s old lover with the heels. She was very glam though

Saint Sonia worked there (when she fancied working).
Suki bought it for Ash didn't she? I don't think Ash ever worked there though?

Yep, Sonia was about in a short nurses outfit a few times looking important! We haven’t seen the actual surgery for a while , but maybe we will now Antnee is back.

Ash did a session at the Panesar Family Practice but she was still under supervision as she was doing the GP training . The waiting room was full - of random people we've never met
Suki stormed up to Walford General with her huge handbag over her arm to give Ashs manager what for after Peter Brown Jacket Tall Peter (who shagged your mother twice Ash!) was administered medication that wasn't authorised . Of course Suki managed to get Ash's suspension over turned .
You can be flakey at work if your mum owns the surgery it seems !

Oh yes, I forgot Sonia was a nurse in the GP practice…as well as A&E, the special care baby unit and I’m sure a few other specialised areas of hospital nursing. It felt like she was the only nurse at Walford General. You could break your leg or have a heart attack or go into labour and she’d be the nurse working on your ward that day 😆

Thanks 70, I had forgotten about that incident!

Nurse Sonia could deal with anything. Just give her a biro and she'll save your life.

Digital Spy has Vikki and Zac sharing a kiss .
Of course.
She has barely allowed for Ross's tea to go cold and Zac is trying to keep up his relationship with his daughter . Aside from the fact they're both related to Sharon , not by blood but close enough.

It was an epic episode when Sonia asked for a biro to save Ben’s life. There was a drama programme on for wannabe actors on bbc two last year and they recreated this iconic scene with Natalie Cassidy looking on like a proud mum at the school play!

Zack and Sam Mitchell worked well. I could even imagine he had some chemistry with Nicola back in his gym instructor days, but Vicky and her magical healing arm .. just meh 🫤

Zack and Vicki🙄 Seriously that is ridiculous. I know they are not not blood related but they share a sister and nephew FFS. Plus I really don’t think dowdy Vicki with her 2010s wardrobe is Zack’s type!

I think Vicky being with Zac is odd because their personalities don't match. Vicky hasn't smiled since she arrived in February/March she has stomped round the square scowling. She also has no ambition, whereas Zac has tried to run a business/stay in work. He was paired with Whitney, who had her own business. That's why the affair with Nicola was almost believable. It is really lazy writing to just put Zac and Vicky together because they are currently sharing Sharon's house. Maybe it is because the other cast are on holiday/leaving, all we will have left is Zac and Vicky.

Zack + Vicki = Zicki 🤔

I’ve always thought Chelsea and Zack would make a nice couple. They’d have beautiful DC!

Zicky ! 😂 😂

Zicky the most unbelievable soap couple ever.

Zicky😆

bbc press office just tweeted Barry is also back at Xmas as another Nigel hallucination, they are calling it a special episode.