MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Why Crystal sitting around the house in a leather jacket?

Crystal's mates have miserable faces too. Go figure 🤷‍♀️

Reece's brain

She’s cooool

Fashion, innit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Christ, Crystal needs to chill the fuck out.

She’s constantly told Leah that she isn’t her type and she’s more fem than she would go for.

So when Leah says what her usual type is, it’s a problem and she’s ‘lying’?

Honestly don’t see how Leah puts up with her. She’s such stoney faced hard work!

Ffs

rebecca likes cock though?

I would love to go dog sledding.

I need aliases… I’m not remembering any of their actual real names this year, but I AM remembering who they are by the names WE give them 😂

I think you're fancying people just to make the most of a bad job 😁.

And I wouldn't want to go to hospital with the filler woman. I'd be too embarrassed. It's not like she'd be scared of an injection.

I've been in Norway, it was amazing fun.

Nailed it

You get to pet the dogs too!

The huskies are the best thing I've seen on this episode

I was just thinking, that honeymoon looks amazing.

I would but indoors, can’t be doing with going out in the snow and the cold

Mullet guy has a look of Vernon Kay

My son went there. And brought me a lovely woolly hat

I have lived a life👍

We were out on a frozen lake, it was stunning. And goes faster than you'd think.

Ffs Leisha. YOU LOVE ME YEAH? IM BRILLIANT AMN'T I? YOU'RE LUCKY TO BE WITH ME YEAH?

Ewwww. I hate Vernon.

He's a bit thick eh?!

Hot dog is a bit one dimensional.
I don't think he's intelligent enough for April.

@Dillite2 ignore my last message. I’ve remembered who crystal is.

I’ve been plucking at my ridiculously fast growing menopause chin hairs so I’m not focussed 😂