MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

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Wow, had no idea about shiny-ness from too much filler?! I'm sorry to say I don't like how angular her face is. I don't normally comment on looks but I feel that if she's done it like that deliberately then it's fair game.

But yes, he should have gone with her. Even though she was silly to be petting a stray dog.

Especially now with the plaster over her nose, it’s giving Michael Jackson vibes.

Reiss on the other hand.,. I’m starting to think he’s quite hot, like an essexy elvis pre colonel Tom Parker and the vegas debacle

I have a feeling that the man isn't aware of many things.

He’s showing her who he really is

Don’t bother 😂😂😂

Put the gin down, it's Sunday....

A wish Elvis?

To be fair, she's done that loudly for 3 days, it was his turn.

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See, I have been redeemed for saying that mullet man is kinda hot.

No you haven't!

I’m sure the production crew went with her.

He has elven ears and a mullet

Its a no from me

Charred Tea fancies the creepy smiling man from From!!! Yes, I have!

True, but he still should have even if she is one of the most annoying people to walk the face of the earth.

Read that 'he has eleven ears!!'

Yes, but I still find it strange he wouldn’t want to go with her as well and would have to be asked to go considering they’re in a “marriage”.

Maybe he was just desperate for a break from her

That swimsuit makes her look like she got caught up in nets from a trawler. Half expecting a lobster to appear in shot.

<shakes head sorrowfully at the pair of you>

Rebecca being straight is surely relevent here.

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Crystal is not mature enough for a relationship.

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