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MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

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Dillite2 · 12/10/2025 11:57

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

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Charredtea · 12/10/2025 21:45

TinselAngel · 12/10/2025 21:41

Why Crystal sitting around the house in a leather jacket?

It’s like a 70s isle o man Tt races jacket.

browneyes77 · 12/10/2025 21:45

murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:43

I've been in Norway, it was amazing fun.

Me and DP have always talked about going there ourselves.

Pianoaholic · 12/10/2025 21:45

I went to Norway in summer but not dog sledding.
Swam in a fjord though.
I would love to go to Finland.

murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:46

Charredtea · 12/10/2025 21:45

It’s like a 70s isle o man Tt races jacket.

Maybe she thinks she's the Fonz

Mafsisback · 12/10/2025 21:46

My partner would love that for a honeymoon, he like the cold and winter sports . I don’t 😆

Oh no that blonde couple are already in trouble. I was hoping they'd work out.

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/10/2025 21:47

Reiss is stressing! Dont blame him!

Dillite2 · 12/10/2025 21:47

Gosh, he is a bit of a caveman. Even dresses like one.

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murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:47

If I were Reiss I'd jump overboard and take my chances.

Charredtea · 12/10/2025 21:48

InjuryMyArse · 12/10/2025 21:43

I think you're fancying people just to make the most of a bad job 😁.

And I wouldn't want to go to hospital with the filler woman. I'd be too embarrassed. It's not like she'd be scared of an injection.

Yes it has been such a borefest the last week or so, Wish Elvis and Elvish Mulletman are the closest thing to eye candy and laughing about this sad fact is much needed light relief

browneyes77 · 12/10/2025 21:48

What do you mean you need to know what his intentions are Leisha?

What ‘intentions’ do you expect him to have 3 days in?

RancidRuby · 12/10/2025 21:48

There's something a bit aggressive about Leisha.

Donttellempike · 12/10/2025 21:48

Leisha is a beacon of desperation. Basically, anyone will do. Not a winning strategy

quiltyquilt · 12/10/2025 21:48

I think Reiss did really well on the boat considering he didn’t have his key worker with him

murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:49

RancidRuby · 12/10/2025 21:48

There's something a bit aggressive about Leisha.

A bit? 🤣

browneyes77 · 12/10/2025 21:49

quiltyquilt · 12/10/2025 21:48

I think Reiss did really well on the boat considering he didn’t have his key worker with him

🤣🤣🤣

Mafsisback · 12/10/2025 21:49

Why is she being like this? She knows it’s putting him off and she keeps going.

yikes. If he hasn’t already slept with her he shouldn’t, she will completely spiral.

EmeraldShamrock000 · 12/10/2025 21:49

murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:36

To be fair, she's done that loudly for 3 days, it was his turn.

I think most people would be losing their mind listening to the non stop questions, there is nothing natural about their relationship.
I would be wearing earmuffs.

murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:49

quiltyquilt · 12/10/2025 21:48

I think Reiss did really well on the boat considering he didn’t have his key worker with him

🤣🤣🤣

opencecilgee · 12/10/2025 21:49

quiltyquilt · 12/10/2025 21:48

I think Reiss did really well on the boat considering he didn’t have his key worker with him

😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jochef · 12/10/2025 21:49

What is MAFS ? Please

Dillite2 · 12/10/2025 21:50

quiltyquilt · 12/10/2025 21:48

I think Reiss did really well on the boat considering he didn’t have his key worker with him

Looool

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Charredtea · 12/10/2025 21:50

murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:46

Maybe she thinks she's the Fonz

fonzie’s way too smiley

MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.
Dillite2 · 12/10/2025 21:50

Jochef · 12/10/2025 21:49

What is MAFS ? Please

Married at First Sight

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murasaki · 12/10/2025 21:51

Charredtea · 12/10/2025 21:50

fonzie’s way too smiley

True, she's more Kenickie from the T Birds.

Charredtea · 12/10/2025 21:51

quiltyquilt · 12/10/2025 21:48

I think Reiss did really well on the boat considering he didn’t have his key worker with him

This is the funniest thread I’ve read for a long time

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