MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

We've got drama music this time

Oh and Bailey in his woollen jumper.

Ooh North, South divide!

And Bailey's Cbeebies presenter knitwear

There's nothing wrong with saying that another couple are fit. Ugh, I am definitely never dating anyone, I wouldn't be able to cope with all these childish, petty behaviours.

I don’t think he cares. He wants the attention And to manipulate her. He doesn’t give a toss about her

I felt disrespted!

So stupid.

Someone complimenting another person is not ah babig deal.

This 👆🏼

Crystal has cracked. There's a smidge of some emotions coming through.

John Craven

Wish he was in a shed full stop. With a big padlock

Leah doesn't think Crystal has feelings though. Practically called her the tin man last week.
Piano says encouraging chords are in tho so must be a key turning point

Sob story music now.

Oh get to the point crystal

Yup. Has Crystal been through a lot of situations that ended badly?

Funny, she’s never mentioned that before 😵‍💫

And a hungry lion

I'd say D&R want Steven to leave.
Why would anyone want to kiss angry Steven.

An a li ick!

God i d hate to have Crystal as a counsellor...

She’s been hurt before

ahh diddums. She’s the only person to ever suffer heart break

Oh come on. Cold as ice since day 1. We all knew this. Boring, give her advice and we can move on. How many weeks has it taken to get to this?

That's because she has shown less emotion than Tina Man up until now.

She’s been called out, but it isn’t her fault. That's the gist I think 🤔

Grace has her hand on Ashley's shoulder, stroking him a bit. JR advice might have helped

😂😂

you not losing your patience with her then?

Crystal: “It’s like I’ve turned something off in me and I can’t switch it back on”

Mel: “This is some great insight”

No it isn’t Mel. Crystal literally said the same thing 2 weeks ago at the start 🙄