MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Dean better bloody write Leave. He's a complete arse if he lets her sit through another bashing from the experts and hangs her out to dry then says Stay.

Maybe Dean will write leave and she'll write stay and he can claim victory??

WILL. Got so angry I lost the ability to spell

#FreeSarah

Already bored!

What next? Placenta tea?

@Dillite2

I may be dumb but what does the image mean?

I've been married, I ended it. Then went on dated here and there, now in a relationship.
But I don't think I know what a spark is to be fair. Don't think I've ever felt anything sparky 🤣
I thought there's no spark was polite code for I don't fancy you

Davina certainly doesn't look like someone who has allegedly been taking collage for years. Or she has been, and it just shows that it's a load of crack.

FreeSarah

It's like the X factor, you can't define it, you just have it or you don't.

Oh, for the love of [insert deity of choice here] Sarah, please put us all out of our misery!! These two have wasted so much of their own time and that of the viewers...

Dean CONSTANTLY keeps telling Sarah to ‘give it time’ and ‘I think the feelings will grow’

So he’s emotionally blackmailing her at this point.

She’s scared that if she leaves, she’ll look even more of the bad guy who didn’t want to try.

No wonder her head is scrambled from all the manipulation Dean is doing, so he can get his tv presenting gig.

Sarah better watch what she says- in his desperation Dean might try to jump start her just to get that spark!

Isn't it when your loins throb because you want to shag the other person like crazy?

Crack would be about right 🤣

Yes, I just thought no spark meant they don't Fancy you.

When anyone writes Davina, I keep thinking it’s spellcheck for Divarni….he on crack?! I thought, easily confused

Did I just hear Sarah tell Dean there is, and never has been, a spark?

And then Dean reply with something along the lines of “we can build on a spark”.

THERE IS NO SPARK DEAN!

That's what he was saying - if you shag me then the spark will maybe be there. Let's find the spark in the bedroom. Bring the paddle.

The sex doll one? That that's all that Reiss wants from his women.

Not sure about a spark, but a friction burn will be guaranteed.

Im terrified to think where he'll put the jump leads..

Is Maeve in a bikini?

Leah's top looks like a bird shat all over it!