MAFS #7- We are bored, so very bored. Not even new couples can save us. But we still watch as the show is our ixpert shitty match. We are its wives and it will draw us back if it wants to.

[Dillite2]

Seeing that last week was so boring without any great takeaway quotes or events to inspire a great title.

Poor Joe.
Did he not need to go out with the lads and tell them every z lister he shagged?
Steven said that helps...

'If the romance was there I wouldn't be here' - yes you would, Steven, because you so obviously want to be a celeb... 🙄

One of this variety

Joe looks like he's used a beard template.

Fuck off Dean

Oh fuck off Dean

She would still have more brain cells that he has.

Everything throws Dean, he is constantly thrown.

Exactly what I was thinking!

How the fuck did hearing Sarah say she doesn’t have the spark, thrown you Dean?

SHE’S SAID IT FROM DAY ONE YOU FUCKING MELON!! 🤯

And better manners

Dean, the only thing that is progressing and growing is our boredom. And the size of Sarah's ick.

Leigh is a pain in the arse.
I don't understand why Nelly is even willing to try.

I hope Dean and Sarah, Leigh and Leah, Steve and Nelly and Divani and JR all go tonight!

But I think Nelly and Steve will hang in and Leah will write stay.

Rap it out Dean, you self pitying narc

I don't know if I can keep going either, Sarah. Please leave

Again they don't show Dean doing or saying ANYTHING.

Too many recaps

it not necessary

break break break

Sarah LEAVE!!!

Can we just get to the f*ing ceremony already

Nor me, ratboy is vile.

THERE IS NO SPARK. THERE WIKK NEVER BE A SPARK.

just nodding like Churchill the dog

Oh, look. Dean doesn't know what a spark even is!!!

Sarah, please leave. And go on a 6 month holiday.